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Borley Rectory: 'Don't Eat My Hearts'
European deathcore duo Borley Rectory proudly present the video to their sick classic 'Don't Eat My Hearts'. WARNING: Not for the squeamish. Or wusses.
Don't Eat Santa! Okay, Eat Santa.
Back in 1994 my son preferred to chew on Santa rather than listen to Santa play the bongos. He got quite vocal when I tried to keep him from eating Santa.
Don't Eat The Bones!
KFC needs to warn customers that eating the bones is no laughing matter. Staring: Winston Carter and Mark Potts
Don't Eat My Gripz
Horton stays home.. and eats all of Bergy's Gripz. *~~LINKS~~* Check us out at our homepage! http://argylecomedy.com/ You can also follow us to fin...
Don't Eat That Pudding with Robert Hatfield, Eugene, Devon
Robert, Eugene, and Devon tell horror stories about their ex-girlfriends.
Eat 'em Up!
Please don't eat the poop.
Why I Don't Eat Fast Food
Joey Nato has a minor problem with his food order, lets watch as the restaurant manager takes it to a WHOLE new level.
Don't eat the children
An issue that badly needed to be addressed... NEW SONG EVERY TWO WEEKS! Check out www.youtube.com/user/TimoftheHillMusic and www.facebook.com/TimoftheHi...
Don't Eat Beans: a joke Burmese-style
Politicians should take this advice from a classic Burmese saying.
suicide is painless but i prefer to eat chinese food take out or buffet when im high
I like to eat out very late at night & theres only one place to go if you want cold tea after hours with your duck, and thats chinese food, so i wrote this s...
Don't eat too much this Christmas...
This is a small and smelly Christmas Card I quickly made some friends. Took about an hour or so from start to finish. Smelly Christmas everyone, and a pun...
A Nice, Friendly Game of "Don't Eat My Face"
The Zombie Apocalypse--This is the short film, and the FEATURE LENGTH is coming next year.
Dead Men Don't Eat Sweets
Donnie Brock P.I. has another case to close in another 5 minutes. Starring William Bryon Brasington, Diana Wright, Nikolai von Keller, Anton Handel and ...
Mixed Metaphors - A Katy Perr-ody of "Dark Horse"
I love Katy Perry, but when I first heard "Dark Horse," I found myself LOL-ing at her mixing of metaphors and not-quite-right use of "Dark Horse," "Perfect S...
Twenty Something Ninja Turtles (Ep 09)
Raph's in trouble. And Don has to bail him out.
Twenty Something Ninja Turtles (Ep 08)
No one wants to think about their parents dying. Neither do the Turtles. Splinter smashes Mikey's reality with a request.
Twenty Something Ninja Turtles (Ep 07)
Bebop and Rocksteady try their hand in lawyering. And law. And helping you.
Twenty Something Ninja Turtles (Ep 06)
You got friends, right? And they all need jobs. Except they have no skills. Mikey thinks he can do what Don does and he has a surprise for him.
Twenty Something Ninja Turtles (Ep 05)
Raph is not really good at telling...jokes. Watch him try at his first open mic!
Perfect NCAA Tourney Bracket!
I am posting this as digital proof. After three rounds of play in the NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament, I still maintain a perfect bracket. Now while it ...