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Video How I Seize It #7: "Jet Blue Flight Att...
Added How I Seize It #7: "Jet Blue Flight Attendant"
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Ya'll herd bout this dumass flite tendent frum Jet Blues? I wish Ida been on that thar plane, Ida showed this nelly cracker how yous really sposed to quit yer job. He prolly tri...
Time: 6:08
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Views: 519
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Rating: 91% Funny
Video How I Seize It #95: "Beautiful Agony"
Added How I Seize It #95: "Beautiful Agony"
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Oh look everwun, look here at my cumface. What kinda Amsterdam hashish shit people smoke that gettem dis kinda idear. Course if yew makin money off it, mad props to ya! Anyway ...
Time: 6:07
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Views: 218
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Rating: 100% Funny
Video How I Seize It #6: "Twilight"
Added How I Seize It #6: "Twilight"
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Ya'll seen that saga movee 'Twilite?' Can wun of ya'lls get me back them two howrs of my life? Shit, that ain't no good vampur movee. I says them Dark Shadders is better, I want...
Time: 7:37
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Views: 211
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Rating: 98% Funny
Video How I Seize It #22: "Friendship"
Added How I Seize It #22: "Friendship"
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Shit I cunnit make it out to the shed far taday's Hisi. But I gotta queshern for yall, how cums we thanks we gots to have frens thatar cumpleet dummasses. Life aint no popalarit...
Time: 4:41
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Views: 255
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Rating: 94% Funny
Video How I Seize It #39: "National Organizat...
Added How I Seize It #39: "National Organization for Marriage"
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Seems that ever genrayshun theys sum group in humankine gotsa deal with inquality in laws an how succiety treets a fella man. This centry, it the queers turn and case anywun wun...
Time: 6:12
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Views: 174
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Rating: 100% Funny
Video How I Seize It #12: "Mormons"
Added How I Seize It #12: "Mormons"
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Yootaw iz got to be a fuckin land a make-baleev! Marmuns is sum crazy ass wayward sheeps. How can yu live without alkeehol and ciggerets? Thets bordarline unaMerican. Ima send ...
Time: 4:46
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Views: 246
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Rating: 93% Funny
Video How I Seize It #11: "Anorexia"
Added How I Seize It #11: "Anorexia"
from How I Seize It, Cindajmc
Ya'll Ima bout famuss. I gots three new ledders in my malebox! This ones bout sum skiny bich over Texarkana way. Yall bullees ovr thar best to wach out. i ainta fraid ta ride to...
Time: 4:43
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Views: 280
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Rating: 89% Funny
Video How I Seize It #5: "Gay Marriage"
Added How I Seize It #5: "Gay Marriage"
from How I Seize It, Cindajmc
This heres anuther commentarie ov political contravershul ov the Gay Marrages. Help me wit this cuz im confuse bout why gays wanna marrys each uther. Ima be singul forever, hell...
Time: 6:10
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Views: 283
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Rating: 88% Funny
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