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Dimitri Gets a Job
I'm sure most of you have heard the douchy voicemail left by Dimitri that has been circulating the interwebz. He has cast a spell on me and I am completely o...
Dimitri The Stud - reenacted by Eric Anderson, part 1
A woman and her friend were out one night, hanging outside a club trying to find a cab. One of the girl's, Olga, ends up meeting this guy Dimitri and they ta...
Dimitri the Stud
This is my reaction to Dimitri's voicemails. He has some incredible dating skills.
Dimitri The Stud - reenacted by Eric Anderson, part 2
Dimitri's follow-up call to Olga. A continuation of The Douchiest Phone Message In History.
Dimitri The Stud - PART THREE "Watering Olga's Seed"
Eric Anderson presents Dimitri's THIRD voicemail to Olga (made on his new 16 GB iPhone 3G)..
Dimitri the Stud. How to pick up women via voice mail
Dimitri shows off his Type A personality by telling Olga "how it is" before they go on a first date. This voice message is real! and really creepy!
Dimitri the Stud for President
America needs a new douche-bag in the White House...
Dimitri the Lover Part 1 of 2
Dimitri The Lover Part 1 of 2 Based on the original first of two phone call messages left by a person known as Dimitri the lover. This is an reenactment ...
Dimitri the Lover - Disappointment Part 2 of 2
Dimitri The Lover Part 2 of 2 Based on the original second of two phone call messages left by a person known as Dimitri the lover.
Dimitri the Lover
Billy trying to read the transcript of Dimitri the Lover by way of Speech Jammer - Speech Zapper. Speech Jammer is when you speak into a microphone and l...
Dimitri the Stud
Apparently this guy met Olga outside of a bar and talked her for a couple minutes. She gave him her business card and said "give me a call". So he did. I don...
Dimitri finds about his french origins
A dream come true for Dimitri, principal dancer of the Moscow City Ballet.
Dimitri The Lover
The trailer for the movie about the guy who left a voicemail and then another voicemail and creeped millions of women out at a time.
Jokes Without Laughter - Episode 1
Jokes performed without audience reaction. Topics range from Popeye Cigarettes to Trail Mix.
Jokes Without Laughter - Episode 2
Jokes performed without audience reaction. Topics range from advertising to beautiful flowers.
Jokes Without Laughter - Episode 3
Jokes performed without audience reaction. Topics range from bubble gum to third world adoption.
Jokes Without Laughter - Episode 4
Jokes performed without audience reaction. Topics range from gangsta rap to potato chip flavors.
Jokes Without Laughter - Episode 5
Jokes performed without audience reaction. Topics range from internet frustration to Mexican side dishes.
Jokes Without Laughter - Episode 6
Jokes performed without audience reaction. Topics range from panda wrestling to internet utilities.
Jokes Without Laughter - Episode 7
Jokes performed without audience reaction. Topics range from Japanese poetry to Halloween costumes.
Jokes Without Laughter - Episode 8
Jokes performed without audience reaction. Topics range from prime-time television to cutting.