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Speak to your kids about Cooties...before Cooties speaks to them first.
Top experts weigh in on the most dangerous disease transmitted in school.
COOTIES: THE SILENT KILLER
They're all around you, but there's a few things you can do to stop them...
Mark has a secret he just has to tell Becca.
TWC Extra Credit: Cootie Catcher
Those Who Can't - full pilot episode available for free at http://amazonoriginals.com
In this dark comedic short, two hard-bitten kindergartners (portrayed by adult actors) share a "time out" on a remote corner of the school playground and del...
Nascar Tips For Democrats
Jackie and Dunlap give out some health tips for Nascar-curious Democrats-- both of 'em.
NO LAUGHING MATTER
Rawn visits his doctor and discovers he has a serious disease.
Boy's Kiss Must Have Been Really, Really Gross
She has to go wash the cooties off. (via <a target="blank" style="font-style: italic;" href="http://acidcow.com/fun/62516-acid-picdump-120-pics.html">Acid Co...
HBOs GIRLS of SILICON VALLEY
How to Use the F Word
Blind Taste Test
Business Work: New Initiative