Don't know what's wrong with Billy. At the parade today he didn't want a popsicle, then when I got him a hot dog he just vomited and he hasn't stopped crying since.
thank you, make a wish foundation
Yalonda couldn't believe when she found out....she in fact was the babys daddy!
I'm returning that cologne first thing tomorrow!! "Pussy Magnet"!?!? This is bullshit!
Sorry son, this ride is just for show...and you don't meet the height requirement.
What! All our porridge has been eaten and a little white girl is sleeping in your bed? Let's go kill the bitch!
There was some confusion, regarding Mrs. Taylor's will. Specifically; where it states that, "Mrs. Taylor's cat will be walked daily, after her death."
His shirt also describes his sex life.
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