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Chris Martin Videos, Chris Martin Pictures, and Chris Martin Articles
Chris Martin: I don't do loose
"Loose is for nukes, change, bowels. I'm tighter than Nancy Pelosi's face." Stand-up comedian Chris Martin emcees Cafe Diem Comedy Night in Richmond, VA Apri...
Chris Martin: stroke my Zhu Zhu pet
"He's not the lead singer of Coldplay but he has had sex with Gwyneth Paltrow." MC Jason Klingman introduces stand-up comedian Chris Martin at the Curmudgeon...
Chris Martin: what's in a name?
Chris Martin riffs on names at Comic Kazee's open mic Sticky Rice in Richmond, VA.
Chris Martin: Hipster's Paradise
"As I walk through the valley of the shadow of the Fan, I take a look at my life and realize I need a tan." Stand-up comedian Chris Martin does a komedy karo...
Chris Martin: Luke Skywalker buys a Snuggie for his Tauntaun
"It's been so cold Luke Skywalker bought a Snuggie for his Tauntaun... If you're going to explode in your underpants, you should do it the traditional way, b...
Chris Martin: have yourself a Bob Dylan Christmas
"It's always hard to tell whether Bob Dylan is Christian or Jewish. Is there an app for that?" Stand-up comedian Chris Martin rings in the holidaze, gets rel...
Chris Martin: code name Cheney
"At a time when everyone is worried about earthquakes, is it really a good idea for Kirstie Alley to be on 'Dancing with the Stars'?" Stand-up comedian Chris...
Chris Martin: getting lucky with Eliza Dushku
Richmond, VA stand-up comedian Chris Martin dispenses Uighur and vagina jokes and discusses his birthday and the economy July 20 at Cafe Diem. Odyssey Michae...
Chris Martin: a guy who needs no introduction
"I finally figured out what BP stands for: Barack's problem." Stand-up comedian Chris Martin drills for humor in the oil spill May 10, 2010 at Cafe Diem Come...