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Chris Martin: my psychic told me that joke would suck
Stand-up comedian Chris Martin talks about getting historical rather than hysterical in a June 14, 2010 set at the 9:55 Comedy Club in Richmond, VA. "I did s...
Chris Martin: beastlier
"The Pillsbury Dough Boy celebrated his fifty-first birthday. Sadly, he never recovered from his molestation at the hands of the Michelin Man." Stand-up come...
Chris Martin: a no-Charlie Sheen zone
"We just celebrated Presidents Day. We should have a Vice Presidents Day. That way, instead of shooting off fireworks we'd get to shoot someone in the face."...
Chris Martin: the greatest man
"The only way Charlie Sheen's tour could be more over the top: if he had tag-team wrestling between Zsa Zsa Gabor and Anthony Robles. I knew that joke didn't...
Chris Martin: I'm not Billy Mays
"I'm starting a new meme... You might be a Hooter's waitress if you have large breasts and wear orange shorts. You might be a Hooter's waitress if you have l...
Chris Martin: a big hand for Sarah Palin
"I'm thinking about getting my hand a Valentine's Day card because I know the palm of my hand like the back of my hands." Chris Martin discusses a little tri...
Chris Martin: he's gonna rule
"I'm going to read the fictional memoirs of a lovable alcoholic. I haven't decided whether it's going to be Snooki or George W. Bush." Stand-up comedian Chri...
Chris Martin: shaking the baby seals
"The bad news: the baby seal hunting season has begun off the coast of Newfoundland. The good news: they're using a more humane technique. They're shaking th...
Chris Martin: I just flew in
"I just flew in from the North Pole and, boy, are my arms tired." Stand-up comic Chris Martin delivers a post-Christmas bag of jokes December 27, 2010 for a ...
Chris Martin: a vacancy in the Memory Palace
"Bad news: Japan is now radioactive. The good news: the Japanese finally have something to do with all those lead toys China makes." Stand-up comedian Chris ...
Chris Martin: I was planking
"It's so hot in New York City that Kim Kardashian had an air conditioner implanted in her buttocks." Stand-up comedian Chris Martin sweats the big stuff July...
Chris Martin: it was funny when I tweeted it
"Gun control advocates are upset because Starbucks allows people to carry guns in their stores. Now you can get six shots in your espresso instead of a doubl...
Chris Martin: I don't do loose
"Loose is for nukes, change, bowels. I'm tighter than Nancy Pelosi's face." Stand-up comedian Chris Martin emcees Cafe Diem Comedy Night in Richmond, VA Apri...
Steve Martin and Kermit the Frog in "Dueling Banjos"
Steve Martin and Kermit the Frog face off in a duel of Dueling Banjos.
Diapers made for the extreme!
Kids Hate Smurfs 2
Apparently no one watched this Smurfs 2 trailer before approving it for release.
Brody Stevens: Your Oddball Tour Guide
Brody Stevens tells you everything you need to know about the Oddball Comedy & Curiosity Festival!
Slapped! S01E06: Best Day Ever
Slapped! is a comedy web series about two friends, one fat and one skinny who swap bodies. Created by and starring Alex Magaña and Matt Lowe.
Heart Transplant with Kelsey Grammer
Kelsey Grammer performs open heart surgery on the worst heart ever.
The first ShamWow
"They nailed Jesus to a cross, put a crown of thorns on his head and mocked him. Jesus said, 'Hey, it could be worse. I could be Louie Anderson on Splash.'" ...
Saint Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland
"Sadly, he was unable to drive to the penises out of the altar boys. White smoke at the Vatican signals they've elected a pope - or they're burning evidence....