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Chris Martin: my psychic told me that joke would suck
Stand-up comedian Chris Martin talks about getting historical rather than hysterical in a June 14, 2010 set at the 9:55 Comedy Club in Richmond, VA. "I did s...
Chris Martin: a no-Charlie Sheen zone
"We just celebrated Presidents Day. We should have a Vice Presidents Day. That way, instead of shooting off fireworks we'd get to shoot someone in the face."...
Chris Martin: I'm not Billy Mays
"I'm starting a new meme... You might be a Hooter's waitress if you have large breasts and wear orange shorts. You might be a Hooter's waitress if you have l...
Chris Martin: the greatest man
"The only way Charlie Sheen's tour could be more over the top: if he had tag-team wrestling between Zsa Zsa Gabor and Anthony Robles. I knew that joke didn't...
Chris Martin: a big hand for Sarah Palin
"I'm thinking about getting my hand a Valentine's Day card because I know the palm of my hand like the back of my hands." Chris Martin discusses a little tri...
Chris Martin: he's gonna rule
"I'm going to read the fictional memoirs of a lovable alcoholic. I haven't decided whether it's going to be Snooki or George W. Bush." Stand-up comedian Chri...
Chris Martin: shaking the baby seals
"The bad news: the baby seal hunting season has begun off the coast of Newfoundland. The good news: they're using a more humane technique. They're shaking th...
Chris Martin: I just flew in
"I just flew in from the North Pole and, boy, are my arms tired." Stand-up comic Chris Martin delivers a post-Christmas bag of jokes December 27, 2010 for a ...
Chris Martin: a vacancy in the Memory Palace
"Bad news: Japan is now radioactive. The good news: the Japanese finally have something to do with all those lead toys China makes." Stand-up comedian Chris ...
Chris Martin: I was planking
"It's so hot in New York City that Kim Kardashian had an air conditioner implanted in her buttocks." Stand-up comedian Chris Martin sweats the big stuff July...
Chris Martin: it was funny when I tweeted it
"Gun control advocates are upset because Starbucks allows people to carry guns in their stores. Now you can get six shots in your espresso instead of a doubl...
Chris Martin: I don't do loose
"Loose is for nukes, change, bowels. I'm tighter than Nancy Pelosi's face." Stand-up comedian Chris Martin emcees Cafe Diem Comedy Night in Richmond, VA Apri...
Chris Martin: stroke my Zhu Zhu pet
"He's not the lead singer of Coldplay but he has had sex with Gwyneth Paltrow." MC Jason Klingman introduces stand-up comedian Chris Martin at the Curmudgeon...
For Dads who love their kids and their heavy metal.
The Adventures of Shakespeare and Watson: Detectives of Mystery
The Adventures of Shakespeare & Watson: Detectives of Mystery - Episode One: Russian Sundae "The Detectives of Mystery find themselves on the run after Shake...
Child Star Psychologist 3 with Kiernan Shipka
Kiernan Shipka (Mad Men) ins't just a child star, she's also a professional psychologist to other child actors. In this episode, she counsels Andrew Keegan (...
Cum Ghosts with Carmen Electra
Cum join Carmen Electra as she cums face to face with the souls of those who could have been...if it weren't for her. Happy Halloween! ... (or should we say ...
Breaking Bad Sadness
*** VIDEO CONTAINS SPOILERS *** A parody of Lana del Rey's "Summertime Sadness" for all Breaking Bad fans.
Child Star Psychologist 2 with Kiernan Shipka
Kiernan Shipka (Mad Men) isn't just a child star, she's also a professional psychologist to other child actors. In this episode, she counsels Aubrey Anderson...
The NRA is finally putting guns into the hands of those who need them most.
Steve Martin and Kermit the Frog in "Dueling Banjos"
Steve Martin and Kermit the Frog face off in a duel of Dueling Banjos.