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Carrot Videos, Carrot Pictures, and Carrot Articles
This Carrot Looks Just Like a Pair of Pants
Ironically, the only way you're going to fit into those pants is to skip dinner and just eat the carrot.
Hungry Rabbit Stocks Up On Carrots
"Now if I can just find the milk, I can get out of here and make it home in time for Whose Line."
Natalie's Lessons in Etiquette, How to Deter a Suitor
Natalie's sole purpose in life - the Holy Grail of her existence, the carrot at the end of her unfiltered cigarette - is to find a man worthy of her many cha...