"Get off the phone, Brad! It's eleven o'clock. Time to play "hide the salami!"
Scary, but being the Duck mascot is still a better collegiate job than Penn State ball boy.
Don't know what's wrong with Billy. At the parade today he didn't want a popsicle, then when I got him a hot dog he just vomited and he hasn't stopped crying since.
This isn't what I had in mind when I heard she was going to blow Earl Grey.
thank you, make a wish foundation
Yalonda couldn't believe when she found out....she in fact was the babys daddy!
I'm returning that cologne first thing tomorrow!! "Pussy Magnet"!?!? This is bullshit!
No, honey. He needs to learn.
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