“Boobs Are No Longer Canon” And More Reactions To Playboy’s Decision To Eliminate Nude Photos

I've always had issues with the nudity in Playboy. Lots and lots of issues.

‘ Rick Aaron (@RickAaron) October 13, 2015

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I caught my son in his treehouse with a playboy. He and his friends were reading a wardrobe fail listicle

‘ Chet Breakfast (@michaeljhudson) October 13, 2015

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Sorry, Playboy centerfold hopefuls, you ‘ll have to find another way to disappoint your dads.

‘ Erica (@SCbchbum) October 13, 2015

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Playboy without nudity is like Hugh Hefner without a corn silo full of boner pills.

‘ Mark Lisanti (@marklisanti) October 13, 2015

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I hope Penthouse magazine will FINALLY be photos of actual penthouses.

‘ Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) October 13, 2015

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So Playboy is in the news. You see this? You heard about this? [holds bow tie in place as it's already started spinning]

‘ Mike Tunison (@xmasape) October 13, 2015

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Playboy is getting rid of nude photos. That's fine. I've been masturbating to the Margaret Atwood and Murakami stories this whole time.

‘ Dan Wilbur (@DanWilbur) October 13, 2015

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Playboy's editor hard at work. pic.twitter.com/774iVKxaaw

‘ Jesse David Fox (@JesseDavidFox) October 13, 2015

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playboy hopes that each hand holding the magazine counts as a separate person for circulation number purposes

‘ Tom Spurgeon (@comicsreporter) October 13, 2015

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Playboy will now feature only exclusive pictorials of Hugh Hefner, all chest ribs and velvet robes, lurching semi-hard toward an open grave

‘ ?netw3rk (@netw3rk) October 13, 2015

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Now @Playboy is rebooting its magazine, boobs are no longer canon

‘ BossLogic (@Bosslogic) October 13, 2015

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Playboy isn ‘t gonna show naked ladies anymore? That ‘s de Blasio ‘s New York for ya

‘ Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) October 13, 2015

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My dad caught me reading a Playboy once and took me outside and made me airbrush an entire pack of vaginas.

‘ Pony Starwars (@tigersgoroooar) October 13, 2015

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RIP the “I'm a photographer for Playboy” pickup line

‘ Robert Wheel (@BobbyBigWheel) October 13, 2015

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No more nudes in Play-Boy? What's next folks…uh [cant think of another print magazine that exists]

‘ Luke O ‘Neil (@lukeoneil47) October 13, 2015

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No more nudity in Playboy? What's next? Death? For all of us? Inevitably?

‘ Chris Scott (@iamchrisscott) October 13, 2015

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This Playboy decision is outrageous, I've already angrily masturbated about it 7 or 8 times

‘ beloved comedy institution ‘the pixelated boat” (@pixelatedboat) October 13, 2015

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“That guy is a total playboy” “You mean he’s a suave ladykiller?” “No, I mean he has no idea what a naked woman looks like”

‘ Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) October 13, 2015

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I was very sad to hear Playboy magazine will no longer show nudity once someone explained to me what a 'magazine' is

‘ Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) October 13, 2015

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Betting it’s a month of New Playboy before they switch it to Playboy Classic.

‘ Eric Scott (@ericscottLA) October 13, 2015

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Playboy to drop nudity, saying people can easily access tits online simply by following Piers Morgan on twitter.

‘ Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) October 13, 2015

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Playboy will remove nudes from the magazine. A whole new generation will now masturbate to unfunny cartoons.

‘ Albert Brooks (@AlbertBrooks) October 13, 2015

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Highlights IS gonna start showing tits though.

‘ Mike Scollins (@mikescollins) October 13, 2015