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Shawns a lil bich- GRIZZAHOLIC (Official Video)
The artist known as GRIZZAHOLIC gave this song to his room mate Shawn on his birthday. Enjoy.
How I Seize It #6: TWILIGHT
Ya'll seen that saga movee 'Twilite?' Can wun of ya'lls get me back them two howrs of my life? Shit, that ain't no good vampur movee. I says them Dark Shadde...
How I Seize It #14: PARIS HILTON
This overprivlige bich thank she so hawt. I relly cant stan this stoop bich. Aint she gotta even uglyer twin er sumthin? Ennyway tos this bich inna slammer w...
How I Seize It #8: ANGELINA JOLIE
So I wuz awachin that thar show Horders, ya'll seens that? I thank they needs to git thet Anjerleenuh Jo Lee on that show cuz she hordin youngins. I like to ...
How I Seize It #2: LINDSAY LOHAN
In this secund installments of 'How I Seize It", I let the wurld kno what i think ov Miss Linsee Lohan, Bich better stay out my trailer park for she knows wh...
How I Seize It #29: CENSORSHIP
Nuthin guess me more rile up than sumwun tryna tell me how ta talk an behayve an live my life. IT sez in tha Bill a Rites thet as Americans we can talk shit ...
How I Seize It #11: ANOREXIA
Ya'll Ima bout famuss. I gots three new ledders in my malebox! This ones bout sum skiny bich over Texarkana way. Yall bullees ovr thar best to wach out. i ai...
How I Seize It #4: HOMOPHOBIA
This is my theery bout whys strate mens hates the queer mens. Ya'll homafobagul. Ur wives r stoopid fer not knowin theys marryin a faggit. Servs em rite, i h...
How I Seize It #47: SURVIVOR
Dem HBICs over at CBS needa put ya gal Lo on that Gilligum Iland show whar they votes off the week an the biggest bich wins. Well who a bigger bich an yars t...
How I Seize It #65: STEM CELLS
Now whas all the damn fuss now bouts deez stemmer cells? If we tess shit on rats folks frum peeta be bitchin but if we use kids, yougin avvocates be bichin, ...
How I Seize It #34: GUN CONTROL
Yew ever herd a word 'You cant keepa good bich down?' Yeah Ima guessin whoever done cum in an shot me aint think to lern that wun. Lucky theys a mettle plate...
How I Seize It #13: HAIRCARE
Hey drankin buddeez, thits my furst ever bownus vidya! Knuckle knocks all around. Yall knowz I getz free beer fur these? I gots for wurds far ya, "Betty Ford...
How I Seize It #98: BIG BROTHER
So yew git lock up in a fancy house fur three munths an yew git a cool halfa mill jess far lyin an backstabbin an bein mean an throwin biches unner a bus? He...
How I Seize It #61: THE CONTRACEPTION DEBATE
Fank gods far womins voter anger an fack mose us got mamries like elfunts, hangin low an always membrin. Damn conserves gots all us biches pannies in a colle...
How I Seize It #132: ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK
I mussamit I had my reservayshuns on diss show cause everthang on tv complete crap nowdaze. But yall needa warch diss show ASAP. I thank I mite audishern to ...
How I Seize It #71: GHOSTS
BOO, MOTHERFUKERS! Yall knowed I got these too spirit biches hauntin my noggin, but tonite, Ima try and resureck fur a talk wiff the bichiest ded cunt I know...
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