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Arnold Schwarzenegger just says no.
Register by October 18th and vote on November 2nd.
Royce Carver for Governor of California
No Child Left Behind... once Royce Carver gets rid of them. Visit http://backoftheclass.net for more. Follow us: http://twitter.com/backoftheclass Becom...
Vote Yes on Measure B NSFYM
An advertisement about Measure B on this year's ballot.
Hooters Girls Predict the Oscars
NextMovie executive editor Kevin Polowy hits up Hooters to ask the amiable wait staff for their picks at this Sunday's Oscars. Prepare your ballots.
Harvey Jones Discusses the Issues: Marijuana Legalization
Analyst Harvey Jones breaks down California's upcoming November marijuana legalization measure, weighing the cons (none) against the pros (stopping drug cart...
Bosox Doormats - Rugs & The Splendid Splinter Ted & The Gang
By the close of the 1942 season, Ted Williams became a fighter pilot and flight instructor in the U.S. Marine Corps, all through World War II. He served thro...
Mississippi voters to decide if goo-goo eyes are granted "personhood."
False account of an upcoming initiative on the Mississippi 2012 election ballot that would grant "personhood" to goo-goo eyes.
Why You Should Vote for Obama
See Obama tells it like it REALLY IS!!
Women for a Red State II: Madams for Mittens!
Women for a red state returns with this enthusiastic endorsement of Mitt Romney. We're ready to cast our pink ballots!
Public Act 72 is DEAD, but shambling across Michigan
Time to send the illegal evil offspring Public Act 4, the Emergency Manager Law to its grave and lay to rest the undead zombie law walking in Michigan. Go...
Whitney Cummings on Voting Early
Comedian Whitney Cummings warns voters of the PERILS OF NOT VOTING EARLY! Find out how to cast your ballot early at declareyourself.com/whywait!
Love thy Neighbours - Why they destroy us
A WORD TO THE CULT Take notice that as of this moment you are on trial in The Great Court of Public Opinion! Right here, right now, today, on this very webs...
Death Endorses John McCain
The Four Horsemen of The Apocalypse have a word for American voters
Yes on Prop 43
Here is the dumbest measure you'll find on the ballot, Prop 43. Starring Fiona Gubelmann of FX's Wilfred.
A Big Johnson
Since the mainstream media doesnt want you to acknowledge that Gary Johnson will be on the ballot in all 50 states, I am taking my message to the good people...
Travesty of Justice! KISS and the rock and roll hall of fame.
Why can't the rock band KISS get the respect they deserve? After 13 years of eligibility they are passed over once again by the rock and roll hall of fame wh...