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Cursing Terry Turtle Factory Video VII: ‘Final Checks’
This is a video of a factory boffin ASS WIPE running some final checks on me. It’s a strange thing having someone twiddle your legs and put his finger on you...
Terry the Cursing Turtle Promo Vid - very funny *BLEEP* apparently
This is the SUCK IT video those guys who made me shot to try and find me a good home. Chirp. Anus. I was so shocked when I first saw it. They've edited ou...
Cursing Terry Turtle Cartoon – ‘How it all Began’
ASS. Hello, I’m Terry Turtle. I first realized that I was different from other toy turtles CHIRP in the factory where I was brought to life. A glitch in my s...
Terry Turtle Factory Video Part II: ‘Me on the Owner’s Desk’
This video captures the time I was taken to the DICK SHIT factory owner’s office. It happened soon after my problem was first discovered BIG HUGE ASS and was...
In this special 2 minute, short-attention span edition of "The Piastra Factor" I semi-vlog about the terrible weather in the New England and New York Metropo...
Terry Turtle Factory Video Part I: ‘My Problem Discovered’
This is a very early D-D-D-D-DONKEY DICK video taken in the factory when my serious problem first came to light. It was so upsetting FART KNOCKERS to be take...
Cursing Terry Turtle Factory Video IV: ‘Testing Continues’
PENIS. This was one of the final tests performed on me by the factory. You’ll notice CHIRP that I have been moved to a sound proof room by this stage so as n...
Cursing Terry Turtle Factory Video VIII: ‘In My Box’
F-F-F-F-FART KNOCKERS. Ahem. This is the last of the factory videos CRAP PANTS. And I’m about to begin my CHIRP, CHIRP, WHISTLE struggle to find somewhere I ...