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Video Skateboard Ball Smash Goes So Right
Added Skateboard Ball Smash Goes So Right
from That Happened!
Whenever a friend asks you to hit him in the balls, you should now assume he is only trying to get some balls in your face. Lesson Learned!
Time: 0:29
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Views: 46,166
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Rating: 94% Funny
Video Jon Benjamin Does NOT Work at Staples
Added Jon Benjamin Does NOT Work at Staples
from Jon Benjamin
Can't a guy just wear his Staples shirt in peace in a Staples without everyone assuming he works at Staples? Sheesh.
Time: 1:46
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Views: 81,514
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Rating: Chosen
Video FUCK THE AMERICAN MUSTACHE INSTITUTE
Added FUCK THE AMERICAN MUSTACHE INSTITUTE
from Last Pictures
The AMI calls beards "The Spousal Compromise" because they assume wimpiness is the only reason a mustache wearer would include a beard on his face. Way to make an ass out of u a...
Time: 2:38
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Views: 45,412
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Rating: 91% Funny
Slideshow The 9 Best Examples of the Social Netwo...
Added The 9 Best Examples of the Social Network Meme
by Memes!
Ok, here's the format of this one. Take the screenshot from the scene in "The Social Network," change the note, mock the face. Everybody got that? Great. Let's go. (For many of these the creators w...
Views: 52,594
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Rating: 84% Funny
Video Hannah Mantegna with Joe Mantegna
Added Hannah Mantegna with Joe Mantegna
from Joe Mantegna, Jim Harmon, matt manser, andiebolt, Amy Vorpahl, Funny Or Die, Marlon Duarte
With Hannah Montana ending on Disney soon, critically acclaimed actor Joe Mantegna will be assuming the role Miley Cyrus once played once she leaves the show.
Time: 2:04
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Views: 108,144
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Rating: Chosen
List 7 Holiday Porns (And Their Likely Plot ...
Added 7 Holiday Porns (And Their Likely Plot Lines)
by Lauryn Kahn
When I think of the holidays, I think of porn. So here are my favorite holiday themed porns and what I can only assume their plot lines are.
Views: 71,878
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Rating: 68% Funny
Video Sven Kramer Calls Reporter Stupid
Added Sven Kramer Calls Reporter Stupid
from TubularGoldmine
It's safe to assume Sven Kramer isn't a fan of interviews.
Time: 0:16
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Views: 6,584
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Rating: 84% Funny
Video 12 Ways to Tell Sarah Palin and Michele...
Added 12 Ways to Tell Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann Apart (Doug's Dozen #67)
from DougM
One is a MILF and the other is a GILF...assuming that the 'F' stands for 'Forget.'
Time: 2:17
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Views: 1,490
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Rating: 97% Funny
Video Cheerleader Face Kick
Added Cheerleader Face Kick
from That Happened!
It's safe to assume a cheerleader has failed when she kicks herself so hard in the face she falls down.
Time: 0:04
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Views: 8,259
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Rating: 65% Funny
Article Internet Window Shopping
Added Internet Window Shopping
by Michael Casey
Internet Window Shopping ©
By Michael Casey
Well the Internet really is such a joy, I know this to be true, I also know it really is a great for window shopping. If you’re stuck at home...
Views: 27
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Rating: 50% Funny
Video The Playhouse Soap Opera Episode Four
Added The Playhouse Soap Opera Episode Four
from ThePlayhouseSoapOpera
In this episode, Peggy discovers Dick in a compromising position and assumes the worst. Meanwhile, Doris is being blackmailed for $10,000 in exchange for not making the photos o...
Time: 6:21
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Views: 7
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Rating: 100% Funny
List The Best, and Worst, Things about a Lea...
Added The Best, and Worst, Things about a Leap Year Birthday
by Robby_Biegler
I was born on February 29th, which I’ve often been told explains a lot about me, which I can only assume is a compliment. All birthdays have their plusses and minuses, but the Leap Year birthday, n...
Views: 11,920
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Rating: 56% Funny
Picture SEPULTURA CRABS
Added SEPULTURA CRABS
The other day my friend innocently posted a picture of some crabs that I assume he caught or bought and the 7th grader in me recognized a metal bands logo! CRABOS A.D./CRABOPHRENIA
from bigbadmama
Video I guess MTV crossed over...
Added I guess MTV crossed over...
from Allie Peabody
A friend sent this to me over the holidays and I was offended at first since its a link to a messy cubicle contest - still am actually now that I think about it. It's actually c...
Time: 1:06
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Views: 13
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Rating: 50% Funny
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