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My Black Man Standup
My first feeble shot at doing standup, using jokes I wrote for black comedians.
A Cute puppet is stranded at sea...will he ever find Florida?
Bees Learn About Jesus
A honeybee is looking for his place in the world when he learned about Jesus Christ.
Hillbilly Weather Report
Two Old hillfolk give their weather predictions based on how various body parts are achin'.
Red Dawn 101, My Favorite High School Teacher
Everyone has a teacher like Joe. He spends economic class teaching us about the movie Red Dawn.
Magic Big Wheel Cures Disease
Pierre and his magic big wheel help stop world disease. Love America...watch the Good Wheel.
Dude, You Stabbed my Girlfriend for BEER?
Two friends try to enjoy a brew and a game...when their appetites take a dark turn.
God Will Eat Your Face
Franklin tells us how the rapture relates to everything from Heather Locklear to the Langoliers.
Go to Sleep, Little Whore
A little girl goes to see her papaw, a grizzled soldier without a war. When she asks for a doll, all hell breaks loose.
A Conversation about Red Dawn
Two friends on a country drive should pay closer attention to the road.
Krazy Eddie's Kars
Krazy Eddie wants you to buy his kars, or just fart on them.
So Tell Me About Liz...
Tom sees something new every time he comes home to Liz.
What Drugs are You Looking For?
A man discovers an awesome setting on his GPS--that it can find drugs.
Pierre and Friends: Take Care of Your Things
Pierre kids show
The Best Way to Say I Love You on Valentine's Day...
Commercial for the product that she really wants this year. This Valentine's Day, Say it With Weed...
Racist Cats Go Clubbing
Two cats visit a local club and argue over whether you should dance with dogs.
Heckler Punching Me in the Face
Once, while I was performing stand-up comedy, a heckler accused me of cheating on a video game. Cuss words were exchanged, and I was punched. This is absol...
Tiger Woods Nike Ad Original Audio
The original audio from the new Tiger Woods Nike ad. http://www.ryanarey.com
HBOs GIRLS of SILICON VALLEY
How to Use the F Word
Blind Taste Test
Business Work: New Initiative