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Answering Machine Videos, Answering Machine Pictures, and Answering Machine Articles
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A phone call I received by a Nelson Jernstedt, a former co-worker at the Army Corps of Engineers in Jersey City.
Bobby Fitzsimmons' Vlog: Episode 1
Bobby's using a camera he found in the trash to vlog; today he answers some email. Maybe he'll answer you in his next vlog if you leave him a note! Direc...
Jeremy ends up sharing more than Kimee wants to know.
HusBand Hump-Day How-To #2
PA Stories - Ep 2 The Copier - Preview
There are 3 jobs all office PAs must master. Coffee Making, answering phones, and MAKING COPIES!
Jeremy's Voicemail 2
Jeremy ends up sharing even more than planned.
Sparkle Picnic: I Am Zimbo (episode #6, series 4)
"Sparkle Picnic: I Am Zimbo (episode #6, series 4)" teaches us that made up games can be fun, unprotected sex is never a good idea, people should share decor...
The In-Betweens of Holly Malone - Episode 3
Episode 3: Beep! Who needs Tarot cards? Holly has her answering machine.
This is an actual message I found on my answering machine.