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Answering Machine Videos, Answering Machine Pictures, and Answering Machine Articles
Bobby Fitzsimmons' Vlog: Episode 1
Bobby's using a camera he found in the trash to vlog; today he answers some email. Maybe he'll answer you in his next vlog if you leave him a note! Direc...
A Stress Free Holiday
Santa needs to leave a quick away message on his home answering machine before he makes his Christmas Eve deliveries. Hilarity ensues.
Bare With Me ep. 4
Jimmy vs the answering machine.
An answering machine message can ruin anyone's day.
Celebrity Voice Mauling - Robbie Williams
Robbie Williams checks his answering machine for some important messages.
PA Stories Episode 2 - The Copier
www.pa-stories.com - Copying scripts, contact lists, sides, schedules, and 99 other things that are copied every day makes the copier is the main component t...
A Welcome Video from Scott and Jeff
We've invited some of our favorite comedians to call in and leave messages on our answering machine. These are those messages. There are no guarantees: we do...
Crazy Aunt Voicemail - Hilarious
After my aunt was told she could not attend my wedding, for obvious reasons, she flips out and leaves a hilarious message on my answering machine.
An offer comes in the mail to purchase two burial plots for $790...a REAL BARGAIN. This call from Jamey Barnard is the result, recorded on an early Radio Sh...
Harry Potter Drunk Dialed By Bella Swan
Harry Potter (from Harry Potter) is drunk dialed by Bella Swan (from Twilight) in Episode 1 of the 'Drunk Answering Machine'.
FOD Hotline Messages Vol. 1
A collection of messages from you and the FOD answering machine. Call 1-855-MR-FUNNY.
Sparkle Picnic: I Am Zimbo (episode #6, series 4)
"Sparkle Picnic: I Am Zimbo (episode #6, series 4)" teaches us that made up games can be fun, unprotected sex is never a good idea, people should share decor...
The In-Betweens of Holly Malone - Episode 3
Episode 3: Beep! Who needs Tarot cards? Holly has her answering machine.
#4 - ROB LOWE's msg for 1980's HOLLYWOOD AGENT
The newest release from the Warren Klein Voicemail Archive shows Warren's skill at handling a client in crisis -- in this case, Brat Pack-er Rob Lowe. In th...
2.9 ANSWERING MACHINE -Alan Larson
Alan Larson lodges a complaint.
300 and Not OUT
300 pieces of me
Answering machine at 911
what would happen if 911 would be answering service and would be chargeable? :)
2.6 ANSWERING MACHINE
Patricia makes an urgent call after hours.
Don Draper's Hungarian Answering Machine
Replace your voicemail message with this, from the legend himself.