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we dont need another all u can eat sushi restaurant in the mall
a song because every fucking restaurant is turning into a sushi place, holy cow, whatever happen to burgers, or fries, how much sushi do people need, serious...
u can eat my pussy if u want too 212 granma video remix
so a a hot sexy 212 girl we all no got famous for singing about eating sum pusy, i figured lets go in the other direction a complete 180 and well a old white...
suicide is painless but i prefer to eat chinese food take out or buffet when im high
I like to eat out very late at night & theres only one place to go if you want cold tea after hours with your duck, and thats chinese food, so i wrote this s...
i fuck the rap up 4 u
just busting stolen rhymes and rhythms and everything else i can stule except my hustle and flow and laying it doen fdor you all animated and shit, 2pac style
sushi bars killed the chinese takeouts kung fu remix superbad styles fukau
those stupid rolls, rolled over all my fucking fortune cookies, and now none of them are going to come dream
i love fucking chinese food, no eating it, not sticking my dick in it silly, msg rocks
something is happening out there every restaurant is turning in a sushi place, where once was a chinese restaurant is now gone, or a sushi bar, soon i will h...
212 u never make me blue
what can i say 212 u are fucking awsume, and i try and mash u up, because i love u too much and cant help myself, im addicted too u 212
the greatest worst rap song on the planet, know one is more whorable then this mc
mc whorable kicks it way down a notch with one of the greatest worst rap songs to ever be song ever in the history of bad rap songs, nothing is worse, if it ...
dude learn to text already everyone else knows how too
a dude from the 80s that doesn't know u can text on phones yet, or people have call display and dont want to answer, sometimes ur busy jerking off, to answer...