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Aren't You Afraid Of The Dark? Ep. 1
Let's Get Crafty: Pumpkin Carving Fun (NOT a competition, Sarah)
The Redbox Slasher
How To Carve A Pumpkin
Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
American Horror Story Clown Reject
ON HALLOWEEN YOU CAN - IDENTITY CRUSH
Horror Movie Killer Attorney
5MSS Halloween Short
Making Elton John Proud
Saw: HEAD Trap
Ron Johnston - 'Hocus Pocus' Prop Master
The Catholic Communion Dealer - Foil Arms and Hog feat. Dave McSavage
Thigh Gap Jeans
EXPN: Sunday Night Exorcism
How Not To Make Black Friends
blackfriends "episode two" feat: Jay Phillips
how not to make blackfriends
"The Adoption Agency" with Entourage star Rex Lee as Kim Jong Il
Kim Jong Il matches wits with the screening committee at an American adoption agency as he seeks a worthy heir to take control after his death.
A couple adopts a son who is slightly older in age.
Scott & Amy Adopt a Baby.
Scott and Amy decide it's time to adopt a child, but they have some requirements about whom they let into their hearts.
Adopt-A-Job-Creator - The 1% Need Your Help!
Adopt A Job Creator asks you to give a little to those who have a lot, so they can continue to enjoy their way of life. How much would you give a day to make...
PETA's Newest Adoption Campaign!
PETA loves dogs. Unless they aren't adopted, of course. In which case, those privileged pups can go fuck themselves.
Adopt an Adult at the zoo
A grown man talks about what he's looking for in adoptive parents at the local zoo.
How I Adopted a 30 Year-old Woman
JudyAlive! is a show is about a woman who adopts a Chinese baby girl. When the baby arrives, however, it's a 31-year-old Chinese woman who was kidnapped in B...
Oh No! The Gays Are Adopting
Gay marriage and thus, gay people adopting, is such a touchy issue in the United States. Justin Tuttle explains his theory on why everyone needs to stop wor...
The Denial Show: Lindsay Lohan Adoption
Gisele Noel & Susan Alexander catch a star trying to adopt sobriety in denial.
Freddy's parents finally tell him that he is adopted. Unfortunately, there's more...
Crazy Lady Rants About Adopting Ugly Babies
This crazy lady rants about some ugly babies are up for adoption... those babies are so ugly they are cute. Except for the last one!
Things I Can Tell My Daughter While She Hasn't A Clue What I'm Saying: Adoption
An ongoing series featuring me saying things that I won't be repeating to her when she can actually understand the words coming out of my mouth. This episode...
Bishop and Jones are a bonded pair of brothers, and they were adopted together through Dane County Humane Society. Adopt your kitteh today! Thanks to: ht...
Little Investments Part Two: "All Dried Up"
Just as Joanna returns Guy's gravy to a simmer, her sugar-daddy solution disintegrates in daddy issues.
Little Investments, Part One: "Black, White, & Red All Over"
Guy Grosso is capsized beneath a fifty-five gallon gravy boat.
Little Investments, Part Three: "The Old Family Recipe"
A three-ring circus ensues as Joanna, Viola, and Guy juggle family affairs on their own.
Pug Instantly Regrets Being Adopted
Please love me and feed me but don't try to be me. (via <a target="blank" style="font-style: italic;" href="http://dailypicksandflicks.com/2014/08/29/daily-p...
Adopt a Squirrel
Help city-dwelling squirrels escape the hardships of inner city life. For just $2,49 a day and a 7 year commitment, you can help make a difference. http://w...