One epigyne two epigyne three epigyne four...

Whilst evolving through the bacterial age the primordial ooze began to take on the shape of what looked like something glorious. Before the dawn of man lived a small pocket of minerals that was bound to mate with the ooze and would construct the mindlessness that would form this group of morons. Through millions of years of evolution the ooze took on various shapes but it would always survived the planets most cataclysmic events. Gaining the knowledge from dinosaurs, early mammals and of course alien technology the ooze began to separate into the individuals that make up this band of idiots only interested in sharing their past, present and future experiences