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campin!

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campin! mom won't let me camp in the yard or driveway on account of the communistic bugs that can read your dreams, so sometimes i fix up some towels or rags and some pillows and make my very own campin te... by tony zazell
Views: 117   |   Rating: 50% Funny

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beach party

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beach party i was listening to my dad's beach boys records in the living room.  i was making up dance moves and pretending to be at parties with pretty beach girls.  in my mind i asked a girl to danc... by tony zazell
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i brown bag it

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i brown bag it stapled to my lunchbag today was a note from my mom that said "do not open until lunch",  so i didn't. when finally, finally, finally lunch period came i opened the note all huried-l... by tony zazell
Views: 188   |   Rating: 50% Funny

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rainy nights

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rainy nights sometimes when it's rainy at bedtime, i like to get under all my covers and pretend i'm in a place that's all warm and dry like a cave or a submarine. it's hard though cause my cot is set up right ... by tony zazell
Views: 101   |   Rating: 50% Funny

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my babysitter

my babysitter from tony zazell
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my babysitter when i was a kid i had a babysitter and her name was sally.  sometimes we would play a game called "gun shooting game" where i would pretend-shoot her with a pretend gun and she woul... by tony zazell
Views: 181   |   Rating: 100% Funny

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big lips

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big lips some kids laugh at my lips and call me "big lips" on account of i got big lips. when they punch my lips, they get even more bigger, and then the kids laugh real hard.  you know what ... by tony zazell
Views: 161   |   Rating: 50% Funny

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summer!

summer! from tony zazell
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summer! my friend matt and i went fishing. i caught a sunfish and put it into his bathing suit. he ran around, yelling "its spiking my weiner, its spiking my weiner!"  he cried and i think t... by tony zazell
Views: 73   |   Rating: 50% Funny

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shootin hoops!

shootin hoops! from tony zazell
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shootin hoops! i was playing basketball with a bully one time and he said "come on, school me if you think you can, gaylord". i made a basket and felt glad!  on the way home, the bully and some boy... by tony zazell
Views: 200   |   Rating: 50% Funny

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rock throwin game

rock throwin game from tony zazell
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rock throwin game my kid brother, me and my friend john have this game we like to play. its called "rock throwin game". we try to hide from eachother and when we see eachother, we pick up a rock and throw ... by tony zazell
Views: 192   |   Rating: 50% Funny

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ear on the ball

ear on the ball from tony zazell
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ear on the ball one time my kid brother was playin a baseball game and i was sittin with my mom and dad on a blanket and we were eatin egg salad sandwiches. one baseball boy hit a ball high and hard to my brother.... by tony zazell
Views: 49   |   Rating: 50% Funny
 
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