We are not men, nor mere mortals... We are Bagels! TonePlasted Bagels that is, the best kind. We give the stupid Comedy that will make you either wet your pants or send hitmen on us! We consist of 5 main members and some extra guest pals Justin the brown pyro guy Marco the italian baller/shotcaller Sgro likes metal but is not emo! Gomes is emo. also mexican. Josh tall and white. very white. Enjoy brothas' and sistas'. Shoutout to teh Bitches and hoes!