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Tom Nelson

....so i got this dick, right?

Hi, I'm Tom and I think I'm funny, but I'm probably not. So if your reading this all I ask is that you dont bash me too bad, as I'm a firm believer in the paranormal. I will commit suicide and haunt the shit out of you via the afterlife if you wrong me. You think being cockblocked is bad? Try being cockblocked by a FUCKING GHOST....other than that I'm located near Pittsburgh and I hope to one day be a comedian or cult leader...whatever comes first.