What I've Said
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Comments and forum posts I've made.
12 Jokes (04:57)
Great. I love my humor strictly quantized.
(posted about 1 months ago)
Sports Illustrated Sneak... (01:39)
Damn, I was really waiting for the gun to turn out to be a watch.
(posted about 1 months ago)
The Problem With Roommat... (01:10)
The question is, did you have to empty a second gallon of milk to get the reverse shot?
(posted about 2 months ago)
CAGED HEAT- Interrogat... (01:33)
I am suddenly thirsty for mountain dew.
(posted about 3 months ago)
Mallcop w/Kevin James & ... (02:30)
Why did I really want this to end with KJ pulling a gun and shooting that guy 8 times in the chest?
(posted about 3 months ago)
Chops: The Trailer (03:48)
Clarington said:
If you’re stopping back into Gelato Vero soon, can you pick me up a Vietnamese coffee?
Gasp! How did he know?!
(posted about 3 months ago)
NEW Never Before Seen K... (03:54)
Jesus…a straight sketch, direct-to-camera monologue, and newsreel spoof sustained over a single premise. They’ve done it…they’ve ascended form. COMEDY GODS I SAY!
(posted about 3 months ago)
Cheyenne interviews the c... (02:40)
Awesome. Improv ftw.
(posted about 3 months ago)
Funny or Die Turns One! (01:54)
Haha, I love that they switched the thumbnail from Dr. Ken to Pearl. More of a draw? Dr. Ken, your celebrity index is waning! Make another movie! We love you!
Pearl too, but come on, she’s a toddler. It’s like cheating.
(posted about 3 months ago)
I love you
Really great concepts and writing here. Thanks so much; hope you keep posting!
Also, hey Sean, nice to see you! Where the hell did you go after the Cracked blog thing?
(posted about 3 months ago)
NEVER BEFORE SEEN Ki... (02:48)
Also Carpoolers was (was? is?) fairly excellent.
(posted about 4 months ago)
NEVER BEFORE SEEN Ki... (02:48)
ALL HAIL THE RETURN OF KITH! My favorite sketch group ever…you guys made me want to do this for a living. Thanks so much for the years of comedy, and for giving us one last show.
(posted about 4 months ago)
I love you
Thanks for the kind attention. Your stuff is boss!
(posted about 4 months ago)
I love you
Awww, thanks…although now no one’s going to believe our next sketch about a claymation she-male was an original idea.
(posted about 4 months ago)
I love you
Wait, so you CREATED an account just to insult us TWICE? I’m honored.
(posted about 4 months ago)
I suck at poker. (02:20)
I guess I’ll bet…EVERYTHING.
I want to know you.
(posted about 23 days ago)