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For the life of me, I’ll never understand why so many children are afraid of clowns.

(posted 22 days ago)

This must be one of those Washington Fat Cats that I’ve been hearing so much about.

(posted 28 days ago)

Thus the stage was set for what would be The Hamburglar’s finest moment…

(posted about 1 month ago)

Are Calista Flockhart jokes still in style? Anyone?

(posted about 1 month ago)

My PSA will change your life if you give it a chance to, Adam. If you’re wondering, no, I didn’t spam this on everybody’s comment boards

(posted about 1 month ago)

Games of “Twister” with Susan are simply no fun for anyone.

(posted about 1 month ago)

There are probably better ways to go about eating that.

(posted about 1 month ago)

One knows that he is “in the zone” when he’s eating his girlfriend out, she gives birth, and he doesn’t even stop.

(posted about 1 month ago)

Steve was taught a lesson after he broke out his “dumb miner” jokes at the wrong bar.

(posted about 1 month ago)

Open your eyes people! Check out my PSA and learn the facts!

(posted about 1 month ago)

Hey dude, I’ve watched all, okay most, of your videos. Now you have to watch some of mine, that’s just common e-courtesy, bro. You’ve already got one Mayer in your favorites, why not another?

(posted about 1 month ago)

Hey everyone, head to my page to check out “The Intervention”, it’s not the typical intervention, but it has a very important message that needs to reach the masses.

(posted about 1 month ago)

This is just… the best thing that I’ve ever seen anywhere. I need to see the rest of this performance.

(posted 2 months ago)

Thank you for being the first person on Funny or Die to compliment my hair.

(posted 2 months ago)

I was looking for a way to be less fat, I think I’ve found it. Thank you Fred Simmons!

(posted 2 months ago)

I really liked it. The incite into the creative process is invaluable to anybody who wants to work in the entertainment industry.

(posted 2 months ago)

I never knew Jersey had such up and down weather. It’s actually probably pretty dangerous to live there. What with all the tornadoes and all.

(posted 2 months ago)

What an all-star lineup! I never thought Rooney would be into crack, but you live and learn, I guess.

(posted 2 months ago)

I think I’m in love.

(posted 2 months ago)

Well, I’ve been looking for a way to get an advantage in fights against def kids, mute kids, and retarded kids, this might finally be my chance. However, under no circumstances would I hit A.C. Slater.

(posted 2 months ago)