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The nut behind this wheel is me, Ray Wilson. I'm often asked why I would even want to have a comedy show. I mean, sure I could be watching TV, drinking to excess, or admiring my Hummels. Here it is; I have enjoyed making people laugh since I was a fourth grade class clown. My teacher, Mr. ...
more >The nut behind this wheel is me, Ray Wilson. I'm often asked why I would even want to have a comedy show. I mean, sure I could be watching TV, drinking to excess, or admiring my Hummels. Here it is; I have enjoyed making people laugh since I was a fourth grade class clown. My teacher, Mr. Marches, would actually ask me to get up in front of the class and do bits. When I found out that he later told the story of the fool who would actually get up in front of the class and do bits I almost gave up comedy. Years later I learned that Mr. Marches met his demise in a freak accident involving a vat of hair gel and I took it as a sign that I should get back up on that wild bronco of comedy and either ride it again or get pummeled and end up in an ambulance speeding to the emergency room... again.
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Website: http://www.theraywilsonshow.com
Hometown: West Park, PA
Current City: Denver, CO
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