A woman was shopping in her local supermarket and she selected a quart of... more »
A woman was shopping in her local supermarket and she selected a quart of milk, a carton of eggs, a half gallon of orange juice, and a package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyer belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her, watched as she placed her items in front of the cashier. "You must be single," he said. The woman, startled, but intrigued, looked at her four items on the belt, and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections, and said,"Well, yes I am.. but how did you possibly know that?" The drunk said,"Cuz you're uglier than shit".