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The final episode of Uncle Pete is here!

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Hey Dude! I appreciate you sticking up for me about the Redneck Advertising thing, but it isn’t FOD or Will Ferrell’s... more »

Hey Dude! I appreciate you sticking up for me about the Redneck Advertising thing, but it isn’t FOD or Will Ferrell’s fault. If there is any fault to be laid (and I’m not saying there is, because they didn’t take any lines from my sketch or anything), it’s the ad agency “DDB” out of Chicago that is to blame….and everything they did was legal as far as I know.

I don’t think Will Ferrell has even seen my sketch! All the same, love the support, dude! Keep making the i-phone series…they’re great.

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LOVE LOVE LOVE… I cannot lie, I have had many one-sided cell phone conversations when in the process of trying to avoid ppl I don’t feel like noticing, i.e. friends, family, OH and that fuckwad that keeps trying to ruin my life! LOL Good times….

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rip off of redneck advertising… the first, the original… this... more »

rip off of redneck advertising… the first, the original… this is pretty sad actually that they’d steal material and then make it worse. this wasn’t even funny. redneck advertising is funnier, more original… this is just sad. take it off this site because it’s a RIP OFF!

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david… check out at least one of my iphone diaries. curious what you’ll think

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care to watch my raw ‘iPhone Diaries’? I’ve uploaded 13 so far. they’re all... more »

care to watch my raw ‘iPhone Diaries’? I’ve uploaded 13 so far. they’re all one sided phone call conversations on my iPhone. lemme know what you think. subscribe if you like them.

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care to watch my raw ‘iPhone Diaries’? I’ve uploaded 13 so far. they’re all one sided phone call conversations on my iPhone. lemme know what you think. subscribe if you like them.

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