Cooler than Bruce
it's not a handicap.- Member
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- My best qualities are my flexibility, my asexual prowess, my homophobia, my oversized genitals collection, my cunning lingustic technique, my psychotic good-looks and my inspiring people's hatred with my superior attitude and my analistic lifestyle. Oh,... more »My best qualities are
my flexibility,
my asexual prowess,
my homophobia,
my oversized genitals collection,
my cunning lingustic technique,
my psychotic good-looks and
my inspiring people's hatred with
my superior attitude and
my analistic lifestyle.Oh, yeah, and
my utility.Did I mention
my eronious gorilla balls? « less
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You suck
So, it’s back under the bridge for good, then?
I love you
“ Did I mention my eronious gorilla balls? ”
In a master-stroke of irony, you’ve spelled ‘erroneous’ incorrectly.
Continuing to Ignore... more »
“ Did I mention my eronious gorilla balls? ”
In a master-stroke of irony, you’ve spelled ‘erroneous’ incorrectly.
Continuing to Ignore You, Now.
Love,
tDm.©. XXOO.
(The Coke® and/or Pepsi® to Your Generic, Store-Brand Cola.)
Good acting
As he rides off into the sunset never to be seen again.
That's What He Said
Once lived with a woman for a whole year before she noticed.
keeps forgetting dwarf is not a race.
Has several kids . . . buried in the basement, of his parents house.
Why does everyone try to steal his lucky charms.
Once fucked a girl so hard she lost her dignity.







Keep your pants on...



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