“I want Keith Harris and Orville back on the telly… Can you swing that for me?” More Barclays scandal tapes revealed by thedailynews Following this week's revelations that Barclays traders colluded with colleagues to fix the 'Libor' rates, The Daily News can today publish even more damning transcripts of corruption.
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“Bonjour” – French president Francois Hollande’s victory speech translated by our work experience by thedailynews What it says above.
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Jimmy Wales hijacks plane after Wikipedia appeal fails by thedailynews Reports are coming in that Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales has hijacked a flight from Washington DC to San Francisco, demanding a ransom of $30m.
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Women scientists declare mega virus discovered by male scientists “not bad enough to take a day off work” by thedailynews Women scientists declare mega virus discovered by male scientists “not bad enough to take a day off work”
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Downton Abbey, series 2, the "downtown" version... by thedailynews The Daily News proudly presents Downtown Abbey, its very own costume drama, for one episode only...
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Riot sparked by news that next song by Justin Bieber will be called MILF Patrol by thedailynews Riot sparked by news that next song by Justin Bieber will be called MILF Patrol
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