The Balls

Hi, im the Balls a.k.a. Fredel Bates or Nortellius you choose but yea, I'm a fan of comedy and of star wars but thats neither here nor there but a galaxy far far away. Just like Luke Skywalker, I too am like a young man on a quest to save the galaxy.... more »

Hi, im the Balls

a.k.a. Fredel Bates
or Nortellius
you choose

but yea, I'm a fan of comedy and of star wars but thats neither here nor there but a galaxy far far away. Just like Luke Skywalker, I too am like a young man on a quest to save the galaxy. Except less galaxy and more taco's. And less save and more eat. But I am, like most college students, a musician in a band called Big Bad Bobby and the Shoe Horns. Feel free to check us out/mock to death via myspace:

myspace.com/bigbadbobbyandtheshoehorns

I am a celebrity as well. Tens, maybe twenties of people know me by sight, hundreds know me by blog profile, and thousands know people with the same name as me.

my superpowers:

superhuman laziness
inability to comprehend calculus
sock wrestler
187th best guitarist from braintree

I'm also fantastic with grammar
see first paragraph 2nd run-on sentence « less