Nice bit of dialog, good closing button. Of course we all know that the #1 thing chicks dig is a .66 Caliber Super-Duper Automag, but then you need to blow someone away with it, and that wouldn't suit the tone you've established.

Damn I'm mean!! I love it!!

Voted it die purley because your fat friend really wants to fuck you and doesn't want you to be getting down with girls!

Damn dude after watching the video I can honestly say you need to get laid. And if you wanted to be a magician then I think it would be more of a turn on if you made yourself dissapear. I think girls would be fingering their selves after that!

Honestly, the good girls don't dig eyeliner. If you want to go get laid then wear eyeliner and go to a mastadon Concert. But if you want to get a good girl then don't be your dorkish self or wear that stupid red shirt. And don't bring your fat freakish friend either.

Yeah, Johnny Depp gets the girls' attention ay? I think it might be the rum though truly. If I was full of rum I might think he's kind of pretty too.

fake eyelashes are even more mysterious

Maybe guys in hairbands so old hat!

I thought chicks digging guys with eyeliner went out after the 80's big hair! Very funny guys!

Ummm, nope, the mystery is in his pants ... his wallet! Get your head out of the gutter.