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The Amazing Zing

The Amazing Zing is here to illusionate you

The Amazing Zing The Amazing Zing

I am the Amazing Zing, Mysterious Illusionist! My illusionings continue expanding from me to you and through zany zoos! There isn't anywhere smokes and/or mirrors can't not hide. I got 'em , you wan't em. My absurdity is your surreality. ZING! ZANG! ZOOM!