I was reading a news article the other day and I saw Barack Obama and Osama Bin Laden’s names in the same sentence. I was the last person in the world to realize that if you take the names: Barack Obama and Joe Biden, they are only 2 letters from spelling the complete name of terrorist mastermind Osama Bin Laden. I became interested and decided to do more research and it turns out that the coincidence goes deeper.

After combining Obama and Bidens name its 2 letters away from spelling Bin Laden’s full name. The letters that are left over are J, O, B, A, R, C, K, and B. Re-arrange these letters and you get the term Kabcc Job, which of course is not a word. But what is a word is Blow Job, which is only 4 letters away. Is the Obama ticket hoping to use its power to enlist 5 year old girls into the porn industry? Its truly possible but let’s put that to the side for now and continue.

Well it’s also no secret that if you take the letters from the names Barack Obama and Joe Biden that we are now only 3 letters away from the word: Circus. Could the Obama camp be trying to use poor defenseless circus animals as bait for middle eastern terrorist smart bombs? Again, anything is possible but let’s focus here people.

Now, its common knowledge that the letters left over in Osama Bin Laden’s name after canceling out the letters from Obama and Bidens name are S and L. We know that S is the 19th letter of the alphabet, L the 12th. Now the 19th president was Rutherford B Hayes, the 12th was Zachary Taylor. Is it at all possible that the obama regime, if put in power could plan to use Zac Efron, Isaac Hayes and Jonathan Taylor Thomas as the US ambassadors to Israel for talks to increase America’s oil prices?? Sounds terrifying but again, we’ll never get through this if you people don’t focus, now come on.

Finally, as you and the rest of the world knows, if you write Biden’s full name as Joseph instead of Joe, the name Joseph is only 5 letters away from: "Raise sale prices on pharmaceuticals for senior citizens". Well it’s clear that we’ve lost each other on this one.

The only thing that I know is that Barack Obama is only 5 letters away from "A Great America" which is what we’ll have if we make the right choice at the polls this November.

Justin Zipprich
The Syndication

Vote Obama!

its official folks, we've made it to los angeles!  is that how you spell it? angeles, or is it angels, don't know, dosen't matter.  the point is, now what?  We are the minority is a brand new city, we've got our oscar shelves all dusted and our speaches memorized.  however, the only oscar i've seen is the guy down at the Super Marcado, oscar martinez, good guy but he ain't gonna get us nowhere. 

We are very excited about being here, its time to get those shitty part time jobs (i'm gonna be a phone book deliverer, anyone done that?), get some head shots, stand in line with the rest of the jagoffs who like us think we can be movie stars, and sit back and wait 10 years to get a supporting, one line role in a Renny Harlin film. 

We are excited to finally be here, very soon we will start releasing new full length sketches, and we're even more excited to be teaming up with some of the most honestly hard working and talented groups on this site: Kimberly McBride, Ricky Shore Sings the Blues, and Felonland films, its gonna be very awesome.  I just hope we aren't a bother trying to put the little talent we have into their genius material, and i really mean that!

but seriously, where's our golden globe?  The only shiny golden globe i've seen is the one hanging from Chim Chim, our landlords neck.

honestly, anyone who does not live in california needs to move here immediatly, its an amazing place, i haven't seen a cloud in 5 days, even Dave McBraver has a time share down here!

really, where do i get my Emmy?  The only emmy i've seen in days is the one who whilstled me an offer of a good time through her 3 good teeth for 300 bucks in vegas on the way down here, i gave her my dentists number.

ok, well just wanted to annouce our arrival, i better get outta here before i think of a inevitably disturbing joke about my teen choice award

justin
The Syndication

-uproarious parody of the cuban missle crisis

-pirate ship haunted by dead accountants

-hillarious tour of Wisconsin cheese factory

-Adam Sandler stars in "Adam Almighty"

-music video about boobs

-Elmers Glue commercial (the glue is really human semen)

I've got your sister in my bedroom

One word: Green Screen

4/9 - Found my Rock of Love, masturbated on said rock