What I've Said
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Comments and forum posts I've made.
Wayne Newton Mouth
hey. listen. you don’t live here so you don’t know. but there’s an unspoken law in los angeles… no matter how jacked up someone’s face is due to plastic surgery… you are required to not only act as it it’s completely normal but praise them for it’s rejuvenating effects. It’s a lot like living in the... more >
hey. listen. you don’t live here so you don’t know. but there’s an unspoken law in los angeles… no matter how jacked up someone’s face is due to plastic surgery… you are required to not only act as it it’s completely normal but praise them for it’s rejuvenating effects. It’s a lot like living in the movie INVASTION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS. Same rules apply…Don’t scream, walk away slowly and pray no one puts a pod under your bed.
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The Unfortunate Story of... (05:13)
made me peeeeee. (that’s a good thing, i swear!) seriously dude. great job!
(posted about 1 months ago)
ep 1 ~ Jawnee Congo (04:35)
hilarious! yer one awesome ninja jawnee. i got this neighbor i’d love for you to use your magic ninja powers on. i can pay you in homemade hooch.
(posted about 1 months ago)
Can't Tell Me Nothin' (04:54)
if i were a boy i’d have a beard like zach
(posted about 2 months ago)
You Bring Me Joy (04:12)
okay. that made me really laugh.
(posted about 2 months ago)
Baby Fight! (02:04)
i laughed but was hoping for some baby carnage.
(posted about 2 months ago)
Fuck the Pain Away sung ... (02:36)
okay come on ya’ll give it up for the editing!!! but jim henson is rolling… i’m just saying.
(posted about 2 months ago)
Zach Galifianakis, Tim a... (04:04)
now i won’t sleep…just lay awake wondering if he really drank the sea/sand martini… great.
(posted about 2 months ago)
Message from Will
I JUST FREAKIN’ EXPOSED MY AGE DIDN’T I???? DAMMIT!
(posted about 2 months ago)
Message from Will
does Chaka break his leg? Does Holly feed Dopey giant strawberries??? is Enik in it??? come on will SPILL!
(posted about 2 months ago)
Bill Murray in FCU: Fac... (09:04)
i’m filled with envy …
(posted about 2 months ago)
Superbad Junket Meltdown (03:22)
superbad vid. SUPERBAD…not super bad…
(posted about 2 months ago)
POKER FACE (02:23)
yer hand looked worse than mine- funny but i upchucked.
(posted about 2 months ago)
Acting with James Franco... (02:19)
ACTORS SNIFF JACKETS! yessssss! this series makes me pee
(posted about 2 months ago)
Bill O'Reilly is an Asshole (01:35)
this makes my heart all smiley.
(posted about 2 months ago)
Drunk History vol. 2 - F... (05:01)
this should be shown in schools.
(posted about 2 months ago)
JACK BLACK BEATS ... (01:06)
thanks for beating that show off gondry! i was gonna do it by using my hoohahs. but it seemed a bit uncouth. besides my brothers would kick my ass if i did.
(posted about 2 months ago)
oh my god i just found a vintage Land of the Lost Porter’s tree house jungle home playset complete with manually released Dino Basher at Goodwill!!! MINT NEVER USED! Am just so happpy and needed to share.
(posted about 27 days ago)