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TexasBeachBum

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I'm a surfer and beach bum that grew up in Florida and found myself in west Texas during the 80's. Moved to the Texas coast to get back to the water in the mid 90's and haven't looked back since. I have bee a professional disc jockey for 30 years this... more »

I'm a surfer and beach bum that grew up in Florida and found myself in west Texas during the 80's. Moved to the Texas coast to get back to the water in the mid 90's and haven't looked back since. I have bee a professional disc jockey for 30 years this month (August '09.) Radio took me all over the country, til I started working in clubs. I now work in a club in Houston, which allows me stability and the ability to live on the beach :) in Galveston. I also love sailing and go every Sunday. I like to think I have a good sense of humor... but apparently, I'm about the only one on this site that thinks that way! Of course, some of the shit on this site is just plain fuckin' hilarious! « less

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good caps texas, especially liked the bulldog eating mayonaise one,,got a visual,,too funny

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"...the Superman thing didn't work... neither did this Michael Jackson jacket... if the priest outfit doesn't work, maybe I'll try a scout master uniform..."

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Pussy loves a long, thick pole!

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Next up on the main stage, Kat is working the pole...

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The invisible man wipes that smirk off her face.

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Before I opened my E*Trade account, it didn't look like I had much of a future...

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