Hello. I'm TexasBeachBum.
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I'm a surfer and beach bum that grew up in Florida and found myself in west Texas during the 80's. Moved to the Texas coast to get back to the water in the mid 90's and haven't looked back since. I have bee a professional disc jockey for 30 years this month (August '09.) Radio took me a...
more >I'm a surfer and beach bum that grew up in Florida and found myself in west Texas during the 80's. Moved to the Texas coast to get back to the water in the mid 90's and haven't looked back since. I have bee a professional disc jockey for 30 years this month (August '09.) Radio took me all over the country, til I started working in clubs. I now work in a club in Houston, which allows me stability and the ability to live on the beach :) in Galveston. I also love sailing and go every Sunday. I like to think I have a good sense of humor... but apparently, I'm about the only one on this site that thinks that way! Of course, some of the shit on this site is just plain fuckin' hilarious!
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Website: RayTheReckless@netscape.net
Hometown: Gainesville, FL
Current City: Galveston, TX
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by TexasBeachBum, Friday September 25, 2009
- One night, as I sat on the couch flipping through the channels on the television, my wife sat beside me and asked, "What's on the TV?"
- I said, "Dust."
- Once, coming home after a long and exhausting day at work, my wife pretty much demanded that I take her somewhere expensive.
- I took her to the gas station.
- As our anniversary was approaching, my wife began hinting that she'd like something shiny that could go from 0 to 150 in seconds.
- I bought her a new bathroom scale.
- We were lying in...
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