Nude, Aggressive and Buttery !

TedNovax TedNovax

A little bit about me: FunnyMan, Brainiac, Lover, and quite possibly your next Best Friend...People tell me that I look like a cross between Arnold Schwarzenegger, Paris Hilton, and Barack Obama...But then again, you know as well as I do that people, for the most part are fuckin crazy. As your friend, I will never ask you to help me move, or to give me a ride to the airport. But I will occasionally ask you for Sex and Cash...and maybe a Muscle Milk...other than that I see us having a long and wonderful relationship...as long as you don't ask me for any of the aforementioned things above. So, what's this space all about ? Honestly, most of the time, even I don't know. Some Comedy, Science, Girls with furry thighs, Music, Philosophy...the only limit is that there is no limit...I must warn you though, I'm an Ex-comedian. Now I'm a recovering comedian. It's been 10 years since I've told a joke (on-stage) and I see no reason to start now. I'm working on getting my plutonium chip so why take the chance? Whatever you do, don't force me to do stand-up comedy, I've killed before on stage, and buy cracky, I'll kill again.