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Once upon a time lived a man named Ted, in an old and rickety castle, in the deep dark forest. He was stuck in the tall tower and had no way down, until a valiant knight who went by the name of Keith, told him to grow his hair with which he could scale... more »

Once upon a time lived a man named Ted, in an old and rickety castle, in the deep dark forest. He was stuck in the tall tower and had no way down, until a valiant knight who went by the name of Keith, told him to grow his hair with which he could scale the walls and rescue him. Ted agreed, and many years later, Keith returned, who by then had changed his name to Joe and had had a terrible wash house accident which had turned his body into a selection of laundry.
He opened the door and walked up the stairs.
Ted mused, and asked if he could keep his camera trained on this saviour of the bed sheet business in case such an incident was to occur again.

-The book of Crusty, chapter I

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-Man is brutally clubbed and seriously hurt

-Man crushed under pallete

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