jesus with floaties, 'cause he didn't feel like walking on water.

i sleep with the lights on now.

Poor CM

i like sleeping too

because they talk about porn

Jihad Suicide Hotline - Episode 2

are you crying????

The deadpan looks and sunglasses did it for me.

Ron Jeremy in fish nets, need I say more?

it's Mankini & The Dancing Maxi Pad how could you not love them

where has all the normal porn gone?

'dave foley & fans'

it's dave you fool.

I break bones and laugh, Pearl is awesome

The tried and true pull out manuver

crack makes everything better, espc. while wearing plaid pants

catchy tune and an obsession with getting laid

He's not needy at all

because I do

ya, creepy roommate guy is funny

It's about porn how could you not like it

They give us Swiffers

Makes me laugh everytime

I love plastic wrap and electical tape, this gives you both

Who doesn't need a free drink, I can do without the stories though