TallJimProductions

Hey everyone.

There is an old Otis Redding song callled "I've got dreams to remember..." Well, we all do. No one remembers their dreams. But they do need to tell you that they had a dream, they don't remember what it was exactly though they are sure that it was "weird". Well, I don't care. Top on my list of people whose names I am personally emailing to the Grim Reaper are dream interpretation experts. By experts I mean, that creepy lady at work who says a lobster in your dreams is a...

I have some cake on my face. Wait, I said that wrong. My face is actually ON a cake. You know they can do that now.

I am inspired. Beethoven wrote a full length symphony after he was deafened by syphillis. Helen Keller learned to read, write, sign, and text message despite being deaf, blind and mute. Abraham Lincoln was able to become a lawyer and eventually the President of the United States all the while being married to a rather unfortunate looking woman. Franklin Delano Roosevelt thrived against the same odds. I am sure as he layed his head down to sleep at night, he would gaze upon Eleanor and wonder ...

I woke up this morning with a headache. Not one of those super huge ones bigger than your head and only solvable by over-the-counter medication,his headache was tiny. It was actually a tick. Yesterday's trip to the Salvation Army was not a total loss I guess, I made off with a free tick it seems. I immediately thought "Oh no, what diseases might this tick be carrying?" I wouldn't want to contract Lyme Disease, whooping cough, or Mono. Mostly I wouldn't want Mono. I have no idea if ...

So it finally happened. It took less than a month to accomplish it and I am glad I got it out of the way. What am I talking about? I am talking about falling off my bike. Actually I didn't even fall off it. I was still attached to the bike. I took that bitch down with me. The reason that I fell was really stupid. I bought a road bike about three weeks ago complete with shoe clip pedals. They are pretty cool, they clip onto the pedals so that your feet do not come off when you are riding. W...