"Look back at me with that Meerkat face. Mmm, make the sound. The Meerkat sound, the meerkat sound! No it's not the meerkat sound-- that's the tiger sound. You make the Meerkat sound right now!"
"This is a private number which I only give out to me, myself and Irene. Who is a friend of my mother's. And also my mother and the rest of her friends. Are you friends with my mother?"
Keep your pants on...
