Video
What's It Gonna Be?

What's It Gonna Be? from Mike O'Connell and Dr. Ken
Added
"If you really gave a damn about that vagina of yours you wouldn't leave it in the hands of an amature."

Video
Water Me, Bro

Water Me, Bro from Gil Ozeri
Added
"I'm thinking bad shit man, I'm thinking bad stuff. I'm thinking about tipping my pot over...help me."

Video
Elevator

Elevator from TheBasics
Added
"Look back at me with that Meerkat face. Mmm, make the sound. The Meerkat sound, the meerkat sound! No it's not the meerkat sound-- that's the tiger sound. You make the Meerkat sound right now!"

Video
Auto Phone Sex

Auto Phone Sex from stuckeyandmurray
Added
"I'm pretty sure you said pearl necklace?" "Hells yeah. Hot damn. We just finished on your chest."

Video
Romantic Encounters with Melinda Hill a...

Romantic Encounters with Melinda Hill and Kirk Fox: Handjob Hamlet from RomanticEncounters, kirkfox, Adam Scott Franklin, melindahill, and Tony Stockert
Added
"Don't you think that's a little cunty."

Video
Romantic Encounters with Melinda Hill a...

Romantic Encounters with Melinda Hill and TJ Miller: ToyStory5 from RomanticEncounters, Melinda Hill, T.J. Miller, Adam Scott Franklin, melindahill, and Tony Stockert
Added
"This is a private number which I only give out to me, myself and Irene. Who is a friend of my mother's. And also my mother and the rest of her friends. Are you friends with my mother?"

Video
Vacation Sex

Vacation Sex from Rob Riggle, Lizzy Caplan, Jake Johnson, Kathryn Hahn, Lauryn Kahn, Funny Or Die, Alex Richanbach, and BoTown Sound
Added
"The first one is to stop dripage. The second one cause I like these."

Video
WereMilf

WereMilf from Nicholaus Goossen and Nick Swardson
Added
"You're getting dildo'd for no reason."

Video
STEP-BOYFRIEND "All I Want For Christma...

STEP-BOYFRIEND "All I Want For Christmas Is The Truth..." from Skyler Stone
Added
"That's just a movie." "So is 'A league of their Own' but that doesn't mean it didn't happen, Those chicks played baseball in skirts, fact."

Video
Threesomes!

Threesomes! from ChubbySkinnyKids
Added
"Rock, paper, scissors, ass!"