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Two Americans have been awarded the Nobel Prize in Economic Sciences. The two men have had influence with policy makers and businesses,... more »

Two Americans have been awarded the Nobel Prize in Economic Sciences. The two men have had influence with policy makers and businesses, and the award will benefit their already prestigious careers. When asked if they had any ideas about how to fix America's poor economy one of the men said "We have no fucking idea." The other said "Jesus couldn't fix the American economy! But, who cares, we just got awarded a million dollars!" They then high-fived and chest-bumped each other.

The man that invented Doritos has passed away in Texas. He was 97. His family said they will turn a bag of the corn chips over, and... more »

The man that invented Doritos has passed away in Texas. He was 97. His family said they will turn a bag of the corn chips over, and poor some out for the homie before he is covered in dirt. That's gangster love, right there.

Bank of America continues with home foreclosures, even as it prepares to lay off 30,000 employees. A pack of 7 coyotes that are living... more »

Bank of America continues with home foreclosures, even as it prepares to lay off 30,000 employees. A pack of 7 coyotes that are living in a burned out house in North Glendale, CA. received a notice of eviction and given 30 day to vacate the premises or be removed by force. A Bank of America representative said, "We don't care if they are coyotes they still have to make their mortgage payment every month just like everyone else."

I'm starting to find Mario Lopez attractive. Would that be a Man-Crush or a Bromance? I'm working with a team of top therapists to... more »

I'm starting to find Mario Lopez attractive. Would that be a Man-Crush or a Bromance? I'm working with a team of top therapists to resolve this issue as soon as possible, because it's making me feel quite uncomfortable. These are the types of things that I can never tell my girlfriend, because she likes him, too. It could get awkward.

I didn't win an Emmy last night and I'm so disappointed that I'm deeply depressed. I wasn't actually nominated, so I don't know what... more »

I didn't win an Emmy last night and I'm so disappointed that I'm deeply depressed. I wasn't actually nominated, so I don't know what all the anti-depressants I'm taking is about. I'm keeping my fingers crossed that this stuff won't kill me.

Two CPR-Dummies have been banned from volunteering at Red Cross First-Aid... more »

Two CPR-Dummies have been banned from volunteering at Red Cross First-Aid classes for allegedly having anal sex during a class break.

Two Americans have been awarded the Nobel Prize in Economic Sciences. The... more »

Two Americans have been awarded the Nobel Prize in Economic Sciences. The two men have had influence with policy makers and businesses, and the award will benefit their already prestigious careers. When asked if they had any ideas about how to fix America's poor economy one of the men said "We have no fucking idea." The other said "Jesus couldn't fix the American economy! But, who cares, we just got awarded a million dollars!" They then high-fived and chest-bumped each other.

The man that invented Doritos has passed away in Texas. He was 97. His... more »

The man that invented Doritos has passed away in Texas. He was 97. His family said they will turn a bag of the corn chips over, and poor some out for the homie before he is covered in dirt. That's gangster love, right there.

Bank of America continues with home foreclosures, even as it prepares to... more »

Bank of America continues with home foreclosures, even as it prepares to lay off 30,000 employees. A pack of 7 coyotes that are living in a burned out house in North Glendale, CA. received a notice of eviction and given 30 day to vacate the premises or be removed by force. A Bank of America representative said, "We don't care if they are coyotes they still have to make their mortgage payment every month just like everyone else."