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SylvanDeLaCruz

I'm Here!!!

SylvanDeLaCruz SylvanDeLaCruz

I'm a comedian, I'm funny, that's all you need to know. Oh, I'm also a writer/director. That's all you need to know. Wait, I'm also a snazzy vintage style dresser. That's all you need to know. Hold on a second, I'm also obsessed with organic food. That's all you need to know. There's lots more you probably might want to know, but I don't think you should know it. I want you to now that I am in total control of what you know about me....unless you hire a private investigator...or talk to my ex-girlfriends...or my mom...or my therapist. Maybe I'll just have them all killed so you don't know more about me than I actually want you to know. Maybe I'll just kill myself so even if you find out more about me than I want you to know I'll be dead, so it won't really matter then, will it. Maybe I'll just stop now, because all this secrecy and mystery is....giving me one big fat headache...