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I'm white, mostly on the outside. I've been an actor for over twenty years. My lisp cancels out my harelip. I have two fish, Elvis and Presley. They look just like me, red and blue. Mainly on the outside. I like to drive hard, fast, and reckless. "Like my women." I hate driving down roads that are full of potholes and cracks, with lines all over the place. "Like my women." Meat is good, tofu is bad, but chicken is the shit! Poop. One day I'll be above it.