What I've Said

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Comments and forum posts I've made.

 
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Dude, we’re totally going to win the Darwin Award this year!

(posted 6 days ago)

 
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I love you I love you

Glad you liked our love advice video. We want to make people learn while they laugh!

(posted 6 days ago)

 
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I’m not sure how close they are, but there was a quote of Kanye defending Britney after people made fun of her MTV Awards performance last year. We believe in truth in comedy!

(posted 6 days ago)

 
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Adam Sandler Music Video: Secret from ilikestuff
Adam Sandler Music Video... (04:45)

In January 2009, we all trim our (President) Bush!

(posted 8 days ago)

 
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Click from Bloomington Bros
Click (02:08)

Very funny. The acting was solid. [Confidential to turbotemp: comment spamming to plug another site is a dick move. My advice: don’t be a dick.]

(posted 8 days ago)

 
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Mr. Pickles: Bargain Helper Monkey from Duncan Birmingham
Mr. Pickles: Bargain Hel... (02:40)

Some women are so uptight. It’s a good thing he saw her true nature so early in the relationship.

(posted 8 days ago)

 
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Handgun Ban Lifted in Washington D.C., Local Assholes Rejoice! from FOD Wire
Handgun Ban Lifted in Wa...

For once, I agree that all of aedansmom’s comments should be posted 17 times. As much as we love our freedom of speech, we compromise the ability of aedansmom to get his point across with just one post.

(posted 10 days ago)

 
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JOHNNY 5 ARRESTED AT WALL-E PREMIERE from FOD Wire
JOHNNY 5 ARRESTED...

It’s the Short Circuit curse – Steve Guttenberg, Ally Sheedy, and Johnny 5’s careers died, and Fisher Stevens is no longer banging Michelle Pfeifer.

(posted 10 days ago)

 
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12 Verne Troyer Sex Tape Titles from FOD Wire
12 Verne Troyer Sex Tape...

13. On the Good Ship Lolli-cock 14. Mini-Me So Horny 15. It’s My Billy Barty, I Can Fuck Him If I Want To 16. Butt-Pirates of the Mini-Me-an. 17. Shallow Throat 18. Fuck Me Harder, Tiny Dancer 19. Jacob’s Fuck-Ladder 20. Little Trouble in Big Vagina 21. The Little Sperm-aid 22. Humpalina 23. The Oh-... more >

13. On the Good Ship Lolli-cock 14. Mini-Me So Horny 15. It’s My Billy Barty, I Can Fuck Him If I Want To 16. Butt-Pirates of the Mini-Me-an. 17. Shallow Throat 18. Fuck Me Harder, Tiny Dancer 19. Jacob’s Fuck-Ladder 20. Little Trouble in Big Vagina 21. The Little Sperm-aid 22. Humpalina 23. The Oh-God-Please-Say-This-Isn’t Happening 24. Honey, I Shrunk Myself, Then Fucked You 25. Come Inside My Sugar Walls (Literally)

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(posted 10 days ago)

 
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Tim Russert, We'll Miss Ya from ehbrownie
Tim Russert, We'll Miss Ya (05:41)

Wow.

(posted 13 days ago)

 
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Loosen up my butthole from Michelle Thorn
Loosen up my butthole (03:46)

Awesome!!!

(posted 13 days ago)

 
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Longwinded from agrossman
Longwinded (02:47)

Liked the pillow/conference room gag. Nice misdirection.

(posted 13 days ago)

 
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Teen Girls Make Pregnancy Pact, Angry at Friend for F'ing with a Condom from FOD Wire
Teen Girls Make Pregnanc...

The girls at my high school had a pact to tell me they just liked me “as a friend” whenever I tried to kiss any of them.

(posted 13 days ago)

 
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Good acting Good acting

People don’t realize how hard it is for a whirling ball of energy like Matt Manser to play someone comatose. I smell internet Oscar!

(posted 14 days ago)

 
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Hilarious Hilarious

Can’t wait to see more of your video awesomeness!!!

(posted 14 days ago)

 
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Genius Genius

I’m going to lobby FOD to change its name to “Funny or Die or Shut Up” in your honor!

(posted 14 days ago)

 
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F*ck A Kitten Up from The Internet
F*ck A Kitten Up (02:35)

eerilcc is a strong proponent of free speech, just like the controlling boyfriend character in ‘Til Tuesday’s classic “Voices Carry.”

(posted 14 days ago)

 
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My Nippleon from CorinneMarshall
My Nippleon (02:39)

Tres bien!

(posted 14 days ago)

 
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F*ck A Kitten Up from The Internet
F*ck A Kitten Up (02:35)

This is even better than Shaq’s freestyle rap about how Kobe’s kitten couldn’t win the title without him.

(posted 14 days ago)

 
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My Four Dads from AmericanBroadcastingNetwork
My Four Dads (01:36)

They just need to add a sassy black midget as her new adopted brother, and the sarcastic alien that crash-landed in their garage, and I’ll be in sitcom heaven!

(posted 16 days ago)