What I've Said
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Comments and forum posts I've made.
I love you
Glad you liked our love advice video. We want to make people learn while they laugh!
(posted 6 days ago)
I’m not sure how close they are, but there was a quote of Kanye defending Britney after people made fun of her MTV Awards performance last year. We believe in truth in comedy!
(posted 6 days ago)
In January 2009, we all trim our (President) Bush!
(posted 8 days ago)
Very funny. The acting was solid. [Confidential to turbotemp: comment spamming to plug another site is a dick move. My advice: don’t be a dick.]
(posted 8 days ago)
Some women are so uptight. It’s a good thing he saw her true nature so early in the relationship.
(posted 8 days ago)
For once, I agree that all of aedansmom’s comments should be posted 17 times. As much as we love our freedom of speech, we compromise the ability of aedansmom to get his point across with just one post.
(posted 10 days ago)
It’s the Short Circuit curse – Steve Guttenberg, Ally Sheedy, and Johnny 5’s careers died, and Fisher Stevens is no longer banging Michelle Pfeifer.
(posted 10 days ago)
13. On the Good Ship Lolli-cock 14. Mini-Me So Horny 15. It’s My Billy Barty, I Can Fuck Him If I Want To 16. Butt-Pirates of the Mini-Me-an. 17. Shallow Throat 18. Fuck Me Harder, Tiny Dancer 19. Jacob’s Fuck-Ladder 20. Little Trouble in Big Vagina 21. The Little Sperm-aid 22. Humpalina 23. The Oh-... more >
13. On the Good Ship Lolli-cock 14. Mini-Me So Horny 15. It’s My Billy Barty, I Can Fuck Him If I Want To 16. Butt-Pirates of the Mini-Me-an. 17. Shallow Throat 18. Fuck Me Harder, Tiny Dancer 19. Jacob’s Fuck-Ladder 20. Little Trouble in Big Vagina 21. The Little Sperm-aid 22. Humpalina 23. The Oh-God-Please-Say-This-Isn’t Happening 24. Honey, I Shrunk Myself, Then Fucked You 25. Come Inside My Sugar Walls (Literally)
< less(posted 10 days ago)
Liked the pillow/conference room gag. Nice misdirection.
(posted 13 days ago)
The girls at my high school had a pact to tell me they just liked me “as a friend” whenever I tried to kiss any of them.
(posted 13 days ago)
Good acting
People don’t realize how hard it is for a whirling ball of energy like Matt Manser to play someone comatose. I smell internet Oscar!
(posted 14 days ago)
Hilarious
Can’t wait to see more of your video awesomeness!!!
(posted 14 days ago)
Genius
I’m going to lobby FOD to change its name to “Funny or Die or Shut Up” in your honor!
(posted 14 days ago)
eerilcc is a strong proponent of free speech, just like the controlling boyfriend character in ‘Til Tuesday’s classic “Voices Carry.”
(posted 14 days ago)
This is even better than Shaq’s freestyle rap about how Kobe’s kitten couldn’t win the title without him.
(posted 14 days ago)
They just need to add a sassy black midget as her new adopted brother, and the sarcastic alien that crash-landed in their garage, and I’ll be in sitcom heaven!
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Dude, we’re totally going to win the Darwin Award this year!
(posted 6 days ago)