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After a short 9 months of incubation Ian was born into Polish/Scottish/Japanese/American/Canadian family. After surviving infancy (most Polish/Scottish/Japanese/American/Canadian families eat their young) he moved up and down the Eastern Sea Board sculpting male nudes of political figures... more >

After a short 9 months of incubation Ian was born into Polish/Scottish/Japanese/American/Canadian family. After surviving infancy (most Polish/Scottish/Japanese/American/Canadian families eat their young) he moved up and down the Eastern Sea Board sculpting male nudes of political figures to support his young German/Jewish/Australian/Amish wife Kathy.

He learned about great opportunities in the mid-west and traveled to St. Louis where he found work as a circus performer. He spent several years as the world famous Bearded Ladies' concubine gaining wealth and invitations from around the world to whore himself out.

This distressed his young
German/Jewish/Australian/Amish wife Kathy greatly so Ian decided to move the family further west and found more fame and fortune as Oregon's only sober lumberjack and commercial fisherman.

Today Ian resides in an iron lung somewhere off the coast of Japan, awaiting his trip to Mars with Virgin Space-ways. < less