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Hello. I'm Stranger_Randy.
Male , 59 years old
Last Login: about 1 month ago
Joined: about 7 months ago
About:
I am looking for women who can be my best friend, equal partner, and lover. I guess soulmate would be the word to describe it. Maybe that's a lot to ask for... or maybe that is why we are all here...Whatever it is. I hope to meet new people and at least make some new friends. I am pretty new to the area so I could use some friends also.
In a pondering mood I wrote:
What is it??
That connection you have with someone where you fit together like puzzle pieces…so different yet complementary… when together, the picture becomes more complete and seamless.
A relationship that is the perfect balance of friendship, partners, lovers… it has a beginning that seems to have started in another life, electricity that burns you both when you touch, a comfort you feel from a smile or a touch, an understanding that comes from endless talks, and acceptance that resembles childhood friends who stick together through thick and thin. Someone you can share your secrets, dreams, and fears with… yet someone who challenges you to grow… that knows you enough to call you on your shit and help you become the best you can…..
Walking in a room, the two of you are one…people know your names as “ ____and____” as if it were one. Best friends….no gossip...no complaints… no regrets.
The best of all is that you waited for it… you didn’t settle… and now it is yours!! < less
Website: http://www.strangerrandy.com
Hometown: Omaha
Current City: Omaha
Country: 
United States of America
URL: funnyordie.com/stranger_randy
What Stranger_Randy has said (3)
My comments and posts:
Forum: Promo Your Stuff
All heed the word of Stranger Randy and go to WWW.STRANERRANDY.COM to read about the adventures of the time traveling abortion doctor. My site is far better this one! It may not have all the flash as this site but boy does it have good ol’ fashion gumshin! It’s the “Rudy” of internet sites! Everythi... more >
All heed the word of Stranger Randy and go to WWW.STRANERRANDY.COM to read about the adventures of the time traveling abortion doctor. My site is far better this one! It may not have all the flash as this site but boy does it have good ol’ fashion gumshin! It’s the “Rudy” of internet sites! Everything is free and there no stupid fucking flash ads to distract you from the art. Be the first ones to get in on the ground floor of something that one day will be as big as Danny Aiello or Kevin Pollak. It’s an amazing experience to masturbate and laugh hysterically at the same time. And only one site can do that, The Adventure of Stranger Randy. I’ll see you there, hot shot…
-John
< less(posted about 1 month ago)
Forum: Promo Your Stuff
The world hangs in the balance as the powers of Good and Evil battle in the never-ending quest for greater glory. As the Dark Lord and his minions march forth, only the Time Traveling Abortion Doctor can turn back the tide of the war our way…
-Elf Boy
(posted about 1 month ago)
Forum: Promo Your Stuff
The following website link is not work-safe. It is a link to a website that will offer you more than all of the pornography on the internet combined. All the fist fucking, the anal sex, the bestiality, the bukkake, the face fucking, the gangbanging, and the under aged drinking…
Please come to: http:/... more >
The following website link is not work-safe. It is a link to a website that will offer you more than all of the pornography on the internet combined. All the fist fucking, the anal sex, the bestiality, the bukkake, the face fucking, the gangbanging, and the under aged drinking…
Please come to: http://www.strangerrandy.com/
As of now, I am still living with my parents. I had my second seizure of the summer on Thursday and this arrangement is becoming quite unbearable…
You have the power to make me famous! Yaaaaa!
-John
< less(posted about 2 months ago)
