On Friday, the US Congress approved a $700 billion dollar bailout of the beleaguered US financial sector. Here is a detailed breakdown of the bailout bill:
$2,000 for Congress to throw kick-ass post-Bailout party.
$1 billion goes to cast of Oliver's Stone's "Wall Street".
$14,500 for Sarah Palin's annual subscription to all known newspapers and magazines.
$100 billion in unmarked bills to be placed into a plain envelope and left under the bridge at the east side of Central Park at 2:00am. Come alone.
$40 billion to make up for years of Washington Mutual's foolhardy free checking. Damn you, WaMu!
$800,000 for purchase of rape kits for Alaska. (Rape kits, sold at double the wholesale value, will eventually turn profit.)
$7.75 petty cash for Barney Frank's Burger King Value Meal purchased during bailout negotiations.
$48 billion for AIG Insurance. (Geez, they should have had some insurance of their own. Am I right, people?)
$500 billion goes to fucking you in the ass.
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I have an inside source, and I'm told that there was also around $100,000 set aside for Ball Park Franks to be served at each congressional meeting. In their defense, they do plump when you cook 'em.