"It was a loooot of fun!" she wrote on her Miss Universe blog. "We had a wonderful time, this truly was a memorable trip!"* Yes, Miss Mendoza is talking about the controversial detention camp, but it's apparently a lot better than we all thought - it's like super cool, pretty, and fun!
From boat rides, to dog tricks, to hanging at the bar, "Gitmo" (as the cool kids refer to it) sounds like a regular Spring Break destination. There were souvenirs from the glass beach and unbelievable views of the water.
Summing up her visit to the site accused of illegal interrogations and false imprisonments Mendoza said,"I didn't want to leave, it was such a relaxing place, so calm and beautiful." Which is odd, because most people being detained at Gitmo don't want to be there at all.
*All quotes were actually said by Miss Universe, Dayana Mendoza
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I was thinking taking the kids to Disney but she sold me on this, pack your bags kids....
lmao her 'world peace' wishes started in Guantanamo. it's all in your head.
and she thought she'd never have a career in good reporting, she really is spreading world peace.... she's spreading something
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Also, I've talked myself into it. Fuck it, I'm going! Who's down?
Well, their have been claims of "water boarding," which I'm pretty sure is the Cuban term for body boarding. How could that not be fun?
Also, I think we all saw the pictures of the residents stacked on top of each other in the pyramid formation. How could you not feel the spirit when cheerleading? Let's hear it!
I can understand why she wouldn't want to leave.... more >
Wow, Guantanamo Bay as a tourist destination...XD!
This is a true story by the way. Amazing.