Sacramento, California - The California Supreme Court overturned a ban on gay marriage yesterday by a 4-3 margin. Experts and supporters of the ruling were very careful to clarify the wording of the decision. "This doesn't mean it's okay to have "gay " marriages like, singing Leather and Lace as a couple at the reception or having a cowboy or nautical theme," said Jim Kerstim, a lawyer from Sacramento. "The decision refers to sexuality not really lame sentimental or cute choices done with no sense of irony."
Some supporters of civil protections for "gay but lame gay, not sexual gay" marriages were disappointed that their cause was not mentioned in the ruling. Francine Gelver, 41, a part time cat shelter volunteer and full time Mom expressed her dismay "What happens to me if I want to renew my vows with my husband but have a doo-wop poodle skirt theme for the wedding and then have the priest say 'Heyyy, sit on it!' after we're officially married? Who's going to protect my rights?" Ms. Gelver then drove off in her car with a "Honk if you hate your thighs!!" bumper sticker.
"It's cultural terrorism," said Gene Lowery, a circus memorabilia collector and retired dentist. "I went to a dear friend's wedding and gave a toast where I sang about how the couple met to the tune of the Brady Bunch theme. Someone in the back of the room said 'Lame' under their breath and I almost broke down in tears."
So as many Californians celebrate today there is a small part of the state that isn't saying "I do" to the court's decision.
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Southernman said: the country was a hell of a lot better off before it starting going hommo!
AGREED! But you have to admit now that the country has gone hommo (sic) it dresses a lot better and there are more musical numbers. Downside: more dramatic.
Sonnyboo- I don’t know about gays causing 9/11 but I do know they’ve been knocking over my garbage cans at night… Or is that the aliens? Or maybe it’s the liberal commies,,, Or Harvey the Rabbit.
Tell that to my republican friends. They think that gays are responsible for Katrina and Sept 11th…..
The covert gay agenda will get us all! HIDE HIDE HIDE!!!!!!
Southern Man is freaked out…. It’s cool man. The big bad homosexuals aren’t going to get you.
ScotTea is clearly gay
Southern”man” needs a heavy tank to protect himself from the scary gays and a long barrel on the tank to compensate for his lack of a penis. His threat to kill gays with a flame throwing tank is a hate crime that should be punished to the full extent of the law. If no law exists, then one should be enacted to protect Americans from Southern”man”s violent ... more >
Holy crap. Is that Gary Sinise in the photo? Embracing White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen? What a scoop, FOD!
Hey, there’s NOTHING gay about the fonz…
I want to hang out with Francine…when do you ever find a milf with thunder thighs that smells like cat urine AND has a cause!
This is funny.